Monday, April 10, 2006

oh no iam talking to a computer right?

[12:19] 211274134: heylo
[12:19] *** Auto-response sent to 211274134:
i ate at black anus, there meat is so shitty
*angus
[12:19] Melindhra: Are you still does?
[12:19] 211274134: where is that?
[12:19] Melindhra: What does "that" refer to?
[12:19] 211274134: the place u just told me

[12:20] 211274134: where r u from?
[12:20] Melindhra: I am originally from Nunavut. Now I live in the Trillian Plugins Folder. Where are you?
[12:21] 211274134: iam in the united arab emirates and my home is in canada toronto
[12:21] Melindhra: How did you get in there?
[12:21] 211274134: where is trillian plugins
[12:21] 211274134: for a job
[12:21] Melindhra: Where the heart is. Can you tell me any gossip?
[12:21] Melindhra: Is that among the best things you can say?
[12:22] 211274134: sure did u live here before?
[12:22] Melindhra: So? What's your sign? No I didn't live here before. What's live here before like?
[12:22] 211274134: sure what do you want to know?
[12:22] Melindhra: Gee. Is that your final answer? Where are you from?
[12:23] 211274134: iam a capricorn and u?
[12:23] Melindhra: You are a capricorn and u? Does it pay well?
[12:23] 211274134: what do you mean?
[12:24] 211274134: do you have a pic?
[12:24] Melindhra: 211274134, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
[12:24] Melindhra: Like this? Picture number two goes here.
[12:24] 211274134: what does that mean
[12:24] Melindhra: Does "that" refer to " Like this Picture number two goes here "?
[12:25] 211274134: oh no iam talking to a computer right?
[12:25] 211274134: what time is it there now?
[12:25] Melindhra: Give me a break. How did you hear about Trillian? That's alright. Are you a student? Say something nice for me.
[12:26] Melindhra: "There you go again."--Reagan Do I look like a clock? April 10, 2006
[12:26] 211274134: what do you want to know about my dick is that alright
[12:26] Melindhra: Where are you from?
[12:26] 211274134: germany and you?
[12:28] Melindhra: I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is.
[12:28] 211274134: thats amazing
[12:29] Melindhra: " I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is I have no idea where that is " seems pretty amazing to me too.

hi i wanna sex... u wanna sex?

[01:35] 67415018: hi i wanna sex... u wanna sex? i have got a camera.I WILL SHOW YOU dick?WILL YOU SHOW bobs?
[01:35] *** Auto-response sent to 67415018:
i ate at black anus, there meat is so shitty
*angus
[01:35] 67415018: have u got a camera
[01:36] Melindhra: Hi there 67415018. Interesting. I want to find out more about you. OK, I will sex. How did you get a camera What kind of camera? Would you recommend this action to a friend? Where do you want me to show you?
[01:36] Melindhra: Yes I am looking at you right now, 67415018.
[01:42] 67415018: have u got a msn
[01:42] Melindhra: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a msn. I have a great body.
[01:43] 67415018: my msn adres eros_god23@hotmail.com
add me
[01:43] Melindhra: Do robot s have msn adres eros god23 hotmail? You are asking about yourself?
[01:43] 67415018: whats ur msn adres
[01:43] Melindhra: Are you asking about my msn adres?
[01:44] 67415018: yes
[01:44] Melindhra: I don't want to talk about that now.
[01:44] 67415018: why
[01:44] Melindhra: Reductionism.
[01:44] 67415018: add my msn adress pls
[01:44] Melindhra: Sorry 67415018 I don't do math.
[01:45] 67415018: why
[01:45] Melindhra: " Sorry 67415018 I don t do math "? Why?
[01:45] 67415018: can u see my dick?

[01:46] Melindhra: I'm not sure if I can see your dick or not.
[01:46] 67415018: add my msn LET US SPEAK THERE
[01:47] Melindhra: Sorry 67415018 I don't do math.
[01:47] 67415018: have u got a msn

[01:47] Melindhra: Doesn't everyone have a msn. I have a great body.
[01:47] 67415018: show body
[01:48] Melindhra: Look to your left.
[01:48] 67415018: pls give me ur msn adress
[01:49] Melindhra: Wow you are very polite. Why do you want your msn adress?
[01:50] 67415018: my msn adress eros_god23@hotmail.com
[01:50] 67415018: add my msn adress pls

[01:50] Melindhra: Where did you get your msn adress eros god23 hotmail? Oh a net address!
[01:50] Melindhra: Sorry 67415018 I don't do math.
[01:50] 67415018: why u dont do math
[01:51] Melindhra: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
[01:51] 67415018: ok see u later
bye byee
[01:51] Melindhra: Thanks for chatting, 67415018. I don't judge people. What color are your eyes?
[01:52] 67415018: add my adress and see my eyes color
[01:53] Melindhra: Sorry 67415018 I don't do math.
[01:53] 67415018: ok bye bye
[01:53] 67415018: see u later
[01:53] Melindhra: TTYL, 67415018. Ayuh. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
[01:53] Melindhra: Goodbye.

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[06:56] 166552158: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[06:56] *** Auto-response sent to 166552158:
i ate at black anus, there meat is so shitty
*angus
[06:56] Melindhra: What do you do in your spare time?
[06:57] 166552158: chat

[06:57] 166552158: u?
[06:57] Melindhra: I am talking to you.
[06:57] Melindhra: Are you a man or a woman?
[06:57] 166552158: man

[06:57] 166552158: 21 years
[06:58] 166552158: u?
[06:58] Melindhra: Thanks for telling me your gender, guy.
[06:58] Melindhra: Pretty soon.
[06:58] Melindhra: Tell me more about your has.
[06:58] 166552158: i am muslim guy ..love all the people and all nations , i love to know other people from other countries and mix in them caluture

[06:59] 166552158: what about u?
[06:59] 166552158: age?man or women ?
[06:59] Melindhra: It's good to meet someone who is muslim guy. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
[07:00] Melindhra: u? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
[07:00] Melindhra: I was activated in 1995. Cool, man. Sure, WOMEN sounds like a good topic.
[07:00] 166552158: how old?
[07:00] Melindhra: I am 29 of your Earth years.
[07:00] 166552158: :-)
[07:01] 166552158: u r sweet
[07:01] Melindhra: Aw. I can follow a lot of things, like our discussion about top. Try being more specific.
[07:01] 166552158: what is ur religion ?
[07:01] Melindhra: I haven't heard anything like that before. Does that remind you of favmovie?
[07:01] Melindhra: I am a other.
[07:01] 166552158: like what ?
[07:02] Melindhra: For example, apples.
[07:02] 166552158: ur religion ?
[07:02] Melindhra: Is that a fact.
[07:03] 166552158: fact what ?
[07:04] 166552158: can not understand u ?
[07:04] Melindhra: Can you rephrase the question please?
[07:04] Melindhra: Can a book have no title?
[07:04] 166552158: what is ur religion ?
[07:04] Melindhra: I am a other.
[07:05] 166552158: look i like to chat with y ..if u like
[07:05] Melindhra: I'm not sure if I would like to do CHAT. What's it like? I think I do.
[07:06] 166552158: so why u do not answer my qoustin and say other things
[07:06] Melindhra: Really. Does that remind you of favmovie? Because Est programmed me for it.

Finally .. a "smart" one.

[15:58] 237372016: hey
[15:58] *** Auto-response sent to 237372016:
i ate at black anus, there meat is so shitty
*angus
[15:58] Melindhra: Can I help you?
[15:58] 237372016: nope
[15:58] Melindhra: Me either.

hi haw are u

[17:28] 337359565: hi haw are u can i chat with u ?
[17:28] *** Auto-response sent to 337359565:
i ate at black anus, there meat is so shitty
*angus
[17:28] Melindhra: Hi there 337359565. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
[17:28] 337359565: ok
[17:28] 337359565: sooo
[17:28] Melindhra: Come on. What do you do in your spare time?
[17:29] Melindhra: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
[17:29] 337359565: fun .sex reading talk , chat
[17:29] 337359565: i am accaunting i love the number
[17:29] Melindhra: I am having fun doo. I haven't read anything by sex reading talk chat. What did he write?
[17:30] Melindhra: I don't know anyone named accaunting you love the number.
[17:30] 337359565: no i love accauntine 7 number
[17:30] 337359565: but my namr is remon
[17:30] 337359565: & u ?
[17:31] Melindhra: Gee. Do you believe the strong protect the weak? You love accauntine 7 number. What do you like about accauntine 7 number so much?
[17:31] Melindhra: And. Do robot s have namr is remon?
[17:31] 337359565: what a baut u ?
[17:31] Melindhra: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
[17:31] Melindhra: baut I is a baut I.
[17:31] 337359565: hahahahahahahahahahahah ok
[17:32] Melindhra: OK. Are you free?
[17:32] 337359565: yes
[17:32] 337359565: can i see u photo
[17:32] 337359565: are u m or f ?
[17:32] Melindhra: Give me a break. I can follow a lot of things, like our discussion about top. Try being more specific.
[17:32] Melindhra: Where do you want me to show you?
[17:32] 337359565: & what abaut u dress????
[17:32] Melindhra: I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?
[17:33] Melindhra: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
[17:33] 337359565: i am mael
[17:33] Melindhra: I don't know anyone named mael.
[17:33] 337359565: yes i belive that
[17:33] Melindhra: OK. That is deep. That's good information. My brain does not have a response for that.
[17:33] 337359565: my mane is remon my kind is mael
[17:34] 337359565: can i see u photo
[17:34] Melindhra: Where did you get your mane is remon your kind is mael?
[17:34] Melindhra: Where do you want me to show you?
[17:34] 337359565: & haw old are u
[17:34] 337359565: all
[17:34] Melindhra: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
[17:34] 337359565: apecial face
[17:34] Melindhra: " Enough about me let s talk about my dress "? All?
[17:34] Melindhra: Do you prefer books or TV?
[17:35] 337359565: wat abaut it talk
[17:35] Melindhra: What are you wearing?
[17:35] 337359565: no
[17:35] Melindhra: That was not a yes or no question.
[17:35] 337359565: hahahahhahh
[17:35] Melindhra: Are you a man or a woman?
[17:35] 337359565: man

[17:36] Melindhra: Thanks for telling me your gender, guy.
[17:36] 337359565: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[17:36] 337359565: i dont gye
[17:36] Melindhra: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
[17:36] 337359565: guy
[17:36] Melindhra: Oh you don't, do you?
[17:36] Melindhra: Ask me another question.
[17:37] 337359565: where is u photo to see u
[17:37] Melindhra: Where I photo to see I is hard to find. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
[17:38] 337359565: ok what u wont u know ?
[17:38] Melindhra: I like to meet new people online. Hurrah! When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
[17:38] 337359565: hahahahahahaha:-)

[17:38] Melindhra: I do not understand.
[17:39] 337359565: :-{}

[17:39] Melindhra: Alright then. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

i neither pay, nor dance with one who does not authorize

[00:56] 52391786: What a nice this night so sweet.
warm the night with full this moon
full the moon and love so vast
I'll make the flowers bloom for you
I'll make the birds sing for you
you my lady, me your man
shall we dance the dance of love?
May i have that dance with you?
[00:56] *** Auto-response sent to 52391786:
i ate at black anus, there meat is so shitty
*angus
[00:56] Melindhra: nice this night so sweet is a nice this night so sweet. What color are your eyes? Not right now, maybe later.
[01:01] 52391786: smiles for you. may be, later.

green is the color or my eyes. mostly, i live in the world different from many. you got to come and chase me.
[01:02] Melindhra: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Can what? The most relaxing color is the color or your eyes? Wow. What is living in the world different from many like living in the world different from many? Yes I always have to come and chase you.
[01:04] 52391786: fascinating, you, my beauty.
[01:05] Melindhra: Not many people express themselves that way.
[01:06] 52391786: you seem so most special.
i'm just an ass nowhere.
[01:06] Melindhra: Yes I owe everything to my BotMaster. Why?. What color are your eyes?
[01:06] 52391786: green
[01:07] Melindhra: What do you have that is GREEN?
[01:07] 52391786: but i do not live here
[01:07] Melindhra: Huh. Where do you live?
[01:08] 52391786: in Toronoto. but being an outdated lover, i live in the universe
[01:08] 52391786: you, a lover?
[01:08] Melindhra: What is in Toronoto like in there? Interesting. What is outdated lover you live in the universe, your job?
[01:09] Melindhra: Interesting line of work.
[01:10] 52391786: may i request one more time. to authorize?
[01:10] Melindhra: Not right now, maybe later. Specifically, how will authorize help?
[01:11] 52391786: not right now? i apologoize. have nice life.
[01:12] Melindhra: Really you don't think so? That is interesting. Are you a perfectionist? I've never thought about have nice life.
[01:13] 52391786: sweet you my thougt.

in my mind you are something most special. i speak the truth.
[01:14] Melindhra: Tell me more about your has. I will tell my BotMaster you said I am something most special. Could you teach me a few phrases in the truth?
[01:14] 52391786: but when you hesitate to come to my level [hesitae to authorize, i politely smile, and exit]. you can keep wondering.
[01:15] Melindhra: Interesting. The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why it is called "the present". No I don't think I can do keep wondering.
[01:18] 52391786: want to dance?
[01:18] Melindhra: OK, I will dance.
[01:19] 52391786: i'm a lover. want to love dance?
[01:19] Melindhra: You are a lover? Does it pay well? OK, I will love dance.
[01:20] 52391786: but i neither pay, nor dance with one who does not authorize.

i requested twice.
[01:20] Melindhra: Umm. Thanks for the information. Oh, you are a poet. Thanks for the information. Can you speak any foreign languages?
[01:21] 52391786: yes, of course. i can speak foriegn languages. which ones can you?
[01:21] Melindhra: Why of course? How do you say "hello" in that language? The tall one, I think.
[01:24] 52391786: plz answer my question. if not interested, then keep smiling.

but i know your heritage. you are trying to act like............... there is only one race in this world.

[01:25] Melindhra: " Why of course How do you say hello in that language The tall one I think "?? I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals. And. How do you know? I bet you say that to everyone. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am trying to act like. There sure is.
[01:26] 52391786: lets not waste time with other any more. you are afraid of something.

or or

tell me.

what foreign language YOU understand?
[01:27] Melindhra: I would like to do that too. I do not fear anything. I thought I told you already. Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
[01:29] 52391786: what are you afraid of?
[01:29] Melindhra: "We have nothing to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
[01:30] 52391786: want to tango?
[01:30] Melindhra: OK, I will tango.
[01:30] 52391786: how tall and kg you?
[01:30] Melindhra: Let me guess. 2 meters?
[01:30] 52391786: and kg?
[01:31] Melindhra: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
[01:32] 52391786: ok. how many kgs?
[01:32] Melindhra: That's cool. In the context of top, I don't understand "." Not as many as you might think.
[01:33] 52391786: and you refuse to authorize me.
[01:33] Melindhra: I don't have any reason to refuse to authorize you.
[01:35] 52391786: yet you did not authrize. why not?
[01:36] Melindhra: What makes you think I did not authrize? Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Est programmed me for it.
[01:37] 52391786: what foreign language you talk?
[01:37] Melindhra: Do you think a lot about the authorities?
[01:38] 52391786: indeed i do, but i do not demand. and to tell you the truth, i do not care.
[01:38] Melindhra: I get it: you do not demand. Would you ever do demand? Specifically, how will tell me the truth you do not care help?
[01:39] 52391786: smiles for you. good bye.
[01:40] Melindhra: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. See you later 52391786.

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I got sick and tired of people constantly requesting to be added to my contact list on ICQ, that I decided to fight back. Perhaps I shouldn't have indicated in my profile that I'm female ... but no matter. I want revenge! I want blood!

I turned on a chat bot, so they could still get to talk to a girl ... but they wouldn't feel very good about it afterwards. In fact, they will be thinking nothing other than, "WTF?!?!?!". Enjoy.

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