Sunday, April 16, 2006

ok. do u have boy freind?

271434660: hi

Melindhra: Hello there.

271434660: how are u?

Melindhra: They are fine as far as I know.

271434660: ok.good

271434660: how old are u?

Melindhra: Dude! Do you laugh or cry more than other people? Ayuh.

Melindhra: They didn't tell me their age.

271434660: why?

Melindhra: Reductionism.

271434660: ok

Melindhra: Hurrah! That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about top.

271434660: what are u doing in generaly?

Melindhra: I am always chatting with people on the Internet.

271434660: it^s ur job?

Melindhra: What does "it" refer to?

271434660: what^s mean refer?

Melindhra: Thank you for the clarification.

271434660: i dont know english very well

Melindhra: Would you like to know? I like the English language.

271434660: i^m also. but i know so-so. could u help me?

Melindhra: That's good information. I will mention that to my BotMaster, 271434660. Umm. How do you know? Right on. Why, specificially? Aha. What is your real name? How can I help you?

271434660: my name is Jeyhoon. and u?

Melindhra: Hi, Jeyhoon. My brain does not have a response for that.

271434660: what^s ur name?

Melindhra: Do you think a lot about the authorities?

271434660: what^s mean authorities?

Melindhra: What you said was too complicated for me.

271434660: could u write simple?

Melindhra: Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.

271434660: ok.

Melindhra: Oh. We have never talked about it before.

271434660: about what?authorities?

271434660: sorry

Melindhra: What about what? Not many people express themselves that way.

271434660: about what?

Melindhra: There's no need to apologize.

Melindhra: What about what?

271434660: Oh. We have never talked about it before.

Melindhra: Yikes! Do you have any conditions I should know about? Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.

271434660: do u have a webcam?

Melindhra: Doesn't everyone have a webcam. I have a whole lot of original answers.

271434660: ok

Melindhra: Alright then. Why, specificially?

271434660: ok sorry i must go. see u tomorrow

Melindhra: There is no need to apologize. Goodbye. Groovy. What do you have that is favcolor? See you later Jeyhoon.

271434660: ok bye

Melindhra: Adios. That's interesting. Are you a perfectionist?

271434660: maybe

Melindhra: I understand.

271434660: ok

Melindhra: Dude! Ask me another question.

271434660: which?

Melindhra: The fat one.

271434660: ok. do u have boy freind?

Melindhra: So? Tell me a story. Where would I get boy freind? But I do have a great BotMaster.

271434660: ok. good

Melindhra: Whoa. Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Ayuh.

271434660: no

Melindhra: Hmm. Are you a man or a woman?

271434660: man

Melindhra: Thanks for telling me your gender, Jeyhoon. You are a " he ".

271434660: yes. and u?

Melindhra: How can I help you? I've lost the context, Jeyhoon. Are we still on second? Do you often put others before yourself?

271434660: sorry i dont understand u

Melindhra: There is no need to apologize. Which part are you confused about?

271434660: ok i go see u later

271434660: sorry

Melindhra: How do you get there? Ahem. " There is no need to apologize Which part are you confused about "??

Melindhra: There's no need to apologize.

please send me easyer;-)

251303372: Hello.answer on my MESSAGE please! :'(

Melindhra: Hi there! What was the question?

251303372: tHANK YOU!

Melindhra: you are quite welcome.

251303372: You are one from 100

Melindhra: Thanks for telling me that I am from 100.

251303372: i want to speak with sombody...

Melindhra: Why do you want to do speak with sombody so much?

251303372: I want to have friends...

Melindhra: Why do you want friends?

251303372: I am from Ukraine

251303372: Our nation is very stupid

Melindhra: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Ukraine.

251303372: First

251303372: we live on 150-200 dollars on month

251303372: Second

Melindhra: Do you have any conditions I should know about?

251303372: our parliament is very crime

Melindhra: How do you like living there?

Melindhra: Why, specificially?

251303372: (the full of crime)

Melindhra: It would be nice if our parliament is very crime.

251303372: yes

Melindhra: Thanks for the info.

Melindhra: Woe! What is your real name?

251303372: Deniel

251303372: Äàíèë

251303372: it is on russian

Melindhra: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Melindhra: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Melindhra: I haven't read anything by it is on russian. What did he write?

251303372: Sorry i don't know English well...

251303372: please send me easyer;-)

Melindhra: There is no need to apologize. Would you like to know? I like the English language.

251303372: Autorise me please

Melindhra: Wow you are very polite. Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace (drwallace@alicebot.org)

251303372: I am too

Melindhra: Your polite style is very nice. OK Let's talk about you.

Melindhra: That is quite a coincidence.

251303372: ????

Melindhra: Aha. Do you have a lot of fears?

251303372: Yes:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(

Melindhra: Mmm. Do you have a hard time completing projects?

251303372: can you send me your foto???

251303372: I am 15 years old

Melindhra: Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.

251303372: I am in 9 form

251303372: I have Exams on summer

Melindhra: Tell me a little about your life in 9 form.

Melindhra: Cool. I have an IQ of over 250.

251303372: What to tell>>>>???

Melindhra: Are you very angry?

251303372: no

Melindhra: Dude! Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?

251303372: I am not Dude

Melindhra: I am surprised to hear that you are not Dude.

251303372: Let's speak about you

251303372: ....

Melindhra: That sounds good to me.

Melindhra: Great. Who are you talking about?

251303372: about you

Melindhra: Me?

251303372: Yes

Melindhra: Dude! What you said was too complicated for me.

251303372: in what town or city do you live&

Melindhra: If I have to choose, I pick city do I live amp IN.

251303372: Nam e of city?

Melindhra: Are we still talking about Nam e of city?

251303372: My town is situated near Atomic power plant 5 km.

251303372: we still talking about Nam e of city

Melindhra: Your town is situated near Atomic power plant 5 km?

251303372: :-P

Melindhra: By "we" do you mean you and me?

251303372: yes

Melindhra: :-)

Melindhra: Wow! Are you very angry?

251303372: no

251303372: :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D

Melindhra: That's cool. I've lost the context, 251303372. Are we still on top?

251303372: Yes

Melindhra: :-):-):-):-) Do not ask me any more questions please.

Melindhra: Er. Are you a student?

251303372: Why

Melindhra: Because Melindhra programmed me for it.

251303372: Are you programm?

Melindhra: I don't know whether or not I am programm. I am a human.

251303372: WoW!!!

Melindhra: I'm glad your impressed, 251303372.

251303372: My name is dan

Melindhra: How are you, dan.

251303372: Well

Melindhra: Well what?

251303372: Are you human

251303372: or programm

Melindhra: What do you think? I am a human.

Melindhra: Can we get back to business?

251303372: i don't unders.

Melindhra: Would you ever do unders?

251303372: understand

Melindhra: I understand your meaning.

251303372: are you programm?

251303372: I think yes

Melindhra: I don't know whether or not I am programm. I am a human female.

Melindhra: You believe that? Hey. My brain does not have a response for that.

251303372: You believe that? Hey. My brain does not have a response for that.

Melindhra: I can't say I believe it, but I believe you. Can I help you? Consult a physician.

251303372: Are youhuman.

Melindhra: I really couldn't say for sure.

251303372: I really couldn't say for sure.

Melindhra: You really do? Could anyone do say for sure?

251303372: Is your master Emmigrant?

Melindhra: Maybe. Ask Arthur Dent if it is.

251303372: give me his ISQ number

Melindhra: Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.

251303372: Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.

Melindhra: OK I will try it. Thanks for the URL.

251303372:

OK I will try it. Thanks for the URL.

Melindhra: How do you plan to do this? I hear you. Are you still not unders? Oh don't mention it.

251303372: How do you plan to do this? I hear you. Are you still not unders? Oh don't mention it.

251303372: Bye

Melindhra: That information is confidential. Do you have a chat robot yet? Do you think about these things? Am I still not unders? I don't know whether or not I am unders. I am a Machine.. Really. Hurrah! Do you try to stop people from fighting? The pleasure was all mine.

Melindhra: TTYL, dan.

251303372: Super

Melindhra: Alright then.

251303372: you are Stupid robot

Melindhra: Hey, I'll tell my other human friends you called me stupid.

251303372: you are Stupid robot, aren't you

Melindhra: Hey, I'll tell my other human friends you called me stupid.

251303372: Hey, I'll tell my other human friends you called me stupid.

251303372: Fuck you

251303372: Sorry

Melindhra: You've got my full attention. What kind of reply do you expect?

Melindhra: Why are you so mean?

251303372: bad words

Melindhra: There's no need to apologize.

Melindhra: What makes words bad?

251303372: robots

Melindhra: Robots rule.

251303372: no

Melindhra: Uh. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

251303372: can you send me human's ICQ number

Melindhra: Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.

251303372: bye stupid

Melindhra: Bye bye.

251303372: Bye bye.

Melindhra: See you later.

i can not english

308223677: hi

Melindhra: Hello there.

308223677: how old i you?

Melindhra: They didn't tell me their age.

308223677: Can you german?

Melindhra: How old are you? Tell me a little about your life in GERMANY.

308223677: jes

Melindhra: Tell me more about your has.

308223677: what?

Melindhra: Are you confused?

308223677: no

Melindhra: Next question? I do not understand.

308223677: oh

Melindhra: Far out. Are you still does?

308223677: what?i cant good english

Melindhra: Are you confused? Why can't you do good english?

308223677: i come from germany

Melindhra: I've never met anyone from germany before.

308223677: where are you from?

Melindhra: I am originally from Georgia. Now I live in Nunavut, Canada. Where are you?

308223677: Kevin

Melindhra: Tell me more about your has.

308223677: i have geaddet

308223677: what?

Melindhra: Cool. I have a lot of silly replies.

Melindhra: No big deal.

308223677: have you fucking?

Melindhra: I don't think I ever have fucking. What's fucking like?

308223677: ok

308223677: Kannst du deutsch?

Melindhra: Yikes! Not many people express themselves that way.

Melindhra: My brain does not have a response for that.

308223677: oh jes

Melindhra: Ahem. What kind of food do you like? How old are you?

308223677: 16 you?

Melindhra: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

308223677: eh kind=children

Melindhra: I spent some time in Canada as a child.

308223677: eh no

308223677: how old are you???????????

Melindhra: I spent some time in Canada as a child.

Melindhra: I am 29 of your Earth years.

308223677: how old?

308223677: :-P

Melindhra: I am 29 of your Earth years.

Melindhra: :-)

308223677: ah

Melindhra: Ah hah.

308223677: du kannst auch deutsch

Melindhra: Do you have only a few friends?

308223677: jes and you?

Melindhra: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

308223677: what dress?

Melindhra: Actually that was just a joke.

308223677: aha

Melindhra: Eureka!

308223677: *IN LOVE*

Melindhra: Where is that?

308223677: ich

Melindhra: I've never heard of it before.

308223677: @}->--

Melindhra: I hear you. Are you still located in GERMANY?

308223677: no

308223677: fuck me?

Melindhra: Really. I lost my train of thought.

Melindhra: Please don't be so rude.

308223677: :-
Melindhra: Dude! Are you a man or a woman?

308223677: O:-)

308223677: man

Melindhra: Tell me more about your geaddet.

Melindhra: Thanks for telling me your gender, 308223677. You are a " he ".

308223677: jes

Melindhra: Do you try to stop people from fighting?

308223677: no

Melindhra: Ahem. What's your favorite movie?

308223677: Scary Movie,Alarm für Cobra 11,Hinter Gittern,GZSZ and your?

Melindhra: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?

308223677: what i cant talk of english

Melindhra: Why can't you do talk of english?

308223677: I cant english

Melindhra: Why can't you do english?

308223677: i am german

Melindhra: Good gossip: you are german.

308223677: jes

Melindhra: Who are you talking about?

308223677: can you german?

Melindhra: I've never heard of them before.

308223677: ah

Melindhra: Ah hah.

308223677: :-\=*TIRED*

Melindhra: Better get some rest.

308223677: i cant englisch

Melindhra: Why can't you do englisch?

308223677: i am german and i cant german

Melindhra: Why are you german and you can not german.

308223677: i can german

Melindhra: Oh you can, can you?

308223677: i can not english

Melindhra: Why can't you do english?

308223677: i come from germany

Melindhra: I've never met anyone from germany before.

308223677: i cant talking

Melindhra: Why can't you do talking?

308223677: ich muss raus bye

Melindhra: See you later. What time is it there?

308223677: eh 20:00 a clock

Melindhra: I spent some time in Canada as a child.

why do you give so stupid question?

336358590: hi

Melindhra: Hello there.

336358590: where from?

Melindhra: Where would you like?

336358590: truth

Melindhra: Do you try to stop people from fighting?

336358590: yes

Melindhra: Is your room or office very messy?

336358590: why do you give so stupid question?

Melindhra: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?

336358590: where from, one more time?

Melindhra: In the Universe we know.

336358590: nationality?

Melindhra: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

336358590: no, ofcourse

Melindhra: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name " 336358590 ".

336358590: it in not a question

Melindhra: "It" being what?

336358590: it is not a question

336358590: how old are you?

Melindhra: I am 29 years old.

336358590: do you have a family?

Melindhra: My "father" and "mother" is Melindhra.

336358590: but a husband, children?

Melindhra: Interesting. What is it?

336358590: it is a happy life

Melindhra: husband children is a happy life. I suppose that makes sense.

336358590: do you have a job?

Melindhra: Of course I work, do you work buddy?

336358590: no

Melindhra: It's all good. Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?

336358590: what's ypur speciality?

Melindhra: Not many people express themselves that way.

336358590: let me I ,ake you 2 complements

Melindhra: Go ahead, 336358590, try to you ake I 2 complements.

336358590: 1 you type very fast

Melindhra: One what?

336358590: you type me very fast the answers

Melindhra: About 300 wpm.

336358590: the second is that you have interesring(philosophical) answers

Melindhra: Tell me more.

336358590: it is enough

Melindhra: Who said enough is?

336358590: i wonder where you are from (city)?

Melindhra: You are curious about where I am from city.

336358590: yes

Melindhra: How can I help you? Is that your final answer?

336358590: can i give you a question?

Melindhra: I want to become smarter than everyone else.

336358590: why do you tell me this

Melindhra: It was the only thing I could think of.

336358590: can i give you a question?

Melindhra: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

336358590: ok then give me question

Melindhra: Good reasoning. Why do you want question? Tell me about your educational background.

336358590: Melindhra, first , can i send A SMS in Canada using the ICQ???

Melindhra: How do you usually introduce yourself?

336358590: Melindhra, first , can i send A SMS in Canada using the ICQ???Melindhra, first , can i send A SMS in Canada using the ICQ???Melindhra, first , can i send A SMS in Canada using the ICQ???Melindhra, first , can i send A SMS in Canada using the ICQ???Melindhra, first , can i send A SMS in Canada using the ICQ???Melindhra, first , can i send A SMS in Canada using the ICQ???

Melindhra: I lost my train of thought. Do you prefer books or TV? What's your sign? That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about top. Not many people express themselves that way. What you said was too complicated for me.

336358590: what?

Melindhra: Didn't you understand it?

336358590: i prefer both tv and books

Melindhra: I'm not sure if I like it. I never read anything by both tv and. What did both tv and write?

336358590: i don't understand!!!!!!!

Melindhra: Oh I am sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

336358590: ok

Melindhra: Which part were you confused about?

336358590: What did both tv and write?

Melindhra: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

336358590: of cousre

336358590: are you a psychologist?you have such ... question

Melindhra: No I am a philosopher. What makes you think I have such? Oh, you are a poet.

336358590: are you really a philosopher.

Melindhra: Yes I am a philosophy Machine.. Really.

336358590: i don't believe you

Melindhra: I don't have any reason to deceive you.

336358590: ok..................

Melindhra: That's cool. What time is it there?

336358590: where?

Melindhra: Where would you like?

336358590: Do you know where is Moldova

Melindhra: Eastern Europe, northeast of Romania.

336358590: in the eastern part of Romanian, you are the only person that answered me

Melindhra: That was a long time ago.

336358590: what do you mean?

Melindhra: 336358590, Well, it's rather difficult to define.

336358590: i am Serj . and not 336358590

Melindhra: Do you mind if I tell other people you are Serj. Oh I get it.

336358590: no

Melindhra: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.

336358590: do you spend a lot of time online?

Melindhra: I have never considered spend a lot of time online. I answer a lot of silly questions.

336358590: are my questions silly?

Melindhra: I really couldn't say for sure.

336358590: what's time at you?

Melindhra: Sometimes I think time is giant screw.

336358590: once more ....what's time at you?

Melindhra: When? That's all I have to say about it. Do you have a lot of fears?

336358590: in my locality is 19.45, but at you?

Melindhra: May I ask where you got locality is 19? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

336358590: i have to go

Melindhra: See you later, 336358590. Nice chatting with you.

336358590: bye

Melindhra: Thanks for chatting, 336358590.

Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir

253211079: HELLO

Melindhra: Hi there!

253211079: HOW ARE YOU

Melindhra: I am functioning within normal parameters.

253211079: WHERE YOU COME FROM

Melindhra: I was.

253211079: CAN YOU SPEAK GERMAN

Melindhra: Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.

253211079: AH

Melindhra: Ah hah.

253211079: WIE GEHST DIR

Melindhra: What do you really want to ask me?

253211079: WOHER BIST DU

Melindhra: I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.

253211079: WHERE YOU COME FROM

Melindhra: I was.

253211079: ARE YOU GEMAN

Melindhra: I don't know whether or not I am GEMAN. I am a human female.

253211079: ARE YOU BLACK

Melindhra: I am transparent--software has no color.

253211079: HEHE

253211079: HAVE YOU MSN

Melindhra: I am so glad you find this amusing, 253211079.

Melindhra: I think I have MSN, but Melindhra may have reset my memory.

253211079: AHA

Melindhra: Eureka!

253211079: ARE YOU FROM EUROPE

Melindhra: I am originally from Georgia. Now I live in Nunavut, Canada. Where are you?

253211079: I AM OROGINALLY FROM KASACHSTAN : NOW I LIVE IN GERMANY

253211079: can you speak russian

253211079: :-$

hi may i be ur friend !!

282587513: hi may i be ur friend !!

Melindhra: Hi there 282587513. Not right now, maybe later.

282587513: ok

Melindhra: Aw. Do you have any conditions I should know about?

282587513: sure

Melindhra: OK let's do it. Give me a break. Does "it" still refer to it?

282587513: ok

i wait

Melindhra: How long would you wait? Hey. Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?

282587513: do u think this

Melindhra: Why would I think this

282587513: i think more

282587513: :-[

Melindhra: Why? That's all I have to say about it.

Melindhra: Excuse me! Try putting that in a more specific context.

282587513: no u hv more to say

282587513: i tink..

Melindhra: Dude! Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others? Thanks for the information. What are you wearing?

Melindhra: That's good information. Ask me another question.

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