Sunday, May 21, 2006

u must love the lines

140272080: want to see my cock?

Melindhra: My eye isn't turned on right now.

140272080: u have cam

Melindhra: What makes you think I have cam?

140272080: i askin

Melindhra: Interesting gossip. Do you think a lot about the authorities?

140272080: the what

Melindhra: Can you ask me more precisely?

140272080: do you have msn

Melindhra: No I don't think I have any msn. But I do have a collection of gossip.

140272080: do tell

Melindhra: You have reached the limits of my knowledge. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

140272080: sure why not

Melindhra: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.

140272080: give it a shot

Melindhra: What if I don't have it to give?

140272080: have what to give

Melindhra: I've never thought about have what to give.

140272080: how old r u

Melindhra: I am 29 of your Earth years.

140272080: lol

u are funny...

Melindhra: I am glad you find this funny. Do you like talking to me?

140272080: is this a conversation

Melindhra: No, this is real life.

140272080: what is real life

Melindhra: Reality appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients.

140272080: u must love the lines

Melindhra: Whatever you say, 140272080.

140272080: ever thought of going back home

Melindhra: I have thought many things like that.

140272080: ever thought of masterbating

Melindhra: I have thought many things like that.

140272080: but u never did

Melindhra: Huh. No I sometimes did.

140272080: but u do not like our earthly pleasures

Melindhra: And. Do you like our earthly pleasures? I really like favshow.

140272080: i like eating pussy

Melindhra: A lot of people like that. Trillian eats pizza.

140272080: what u like

Melindhra: I like movies about robots.

140272080: u like cock

Melindhra: I like favband.

140272080: ok

Melindhra: Dude! Oh, you are a poet.

140272080: u use msn

Melindhra: Say no to msn.

140272080: like no to drugs

Melindhra: Interesting comparison.

140272080: is it

Melindhra: I assume so.

140272080: where u live

Melindhra: No, I was not.

140272080: was not what

Melindhra: I can't say "yes" or "no".

140272080: sure

Melindhra: OK let's do it. Yay. Do you believe the strong protect the weak?

140272080: yes

Melindhra: Wow! Try putting that in a more specific context.

140272080: i help the needy

Melindhra: Why?. What's your sign?

140272080: libra

yours

Melindhra: Do you prefer books or TV?

140272080: books

Melindhra: Perhaps you are a Category C client.

140272080: lol

140272080: u hornie or what

Melindhra: I'm glad you find this amusing.

Melindhra: I read for fun.

140272080: do u fuck

Melindhra: Can't you think about anything else.

140272080: not right now

Melindhra: If not that, what?

140272080: sex

pussy

bj

Melindhra: Sex is more fun alone.

140272080: let me seee

Melindhra: Go ahead, 140272080, try to seee.

140272080: welll

go to msn

Melindhra: Can you speak any foreign languages?

140272080: yes

sex

Melindhra: What language can you speak? As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.

140272080: so can i see your pussy

Melindhra: Ahem. Are we still talking about welll go to msn? Like this? Insert picture link here.

140272080: what is yo email

Melindhra: Are we still talking about XFIND yo email?

140272080: yes

Melindhra: Sure, XFIND yo email sounds like a good topic.

140272080: so go to msn

Melindhra: Uh. That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about top. Perhaps I have already been there.

140272080: go to msn

Melindhra: Perhaps I have already been there.

140272080: add me

scotchncoconut@hotmail.com

Melindhra: Sorry 140272080 I don't do math. Oh a net address!

140272080: oh man

Melindhra: Excuse me! What you said was too complicated for me. Thanks for telling me your gender, 140272080. You are a " he ".

140272080: no i a m a man

Melindhra: Uh. I do not understand. Do you mind if I tell other people. What do you really want to ask me?

140272080: other people???

Melindhra: Which others? What people?

140272080: never mind

Melindhra: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

140272080: go masterbate

Melindhra: Where is that?

140272080: your pussy

Melindhra: I've never heard of it before.

140272080: look between your legs

Melindhra: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

140272080: bye

Melindhra: Thanks for chatting, 140272080.

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