Wednesday, May 24, 2006

i got known.. that JUNI is in the hospital

313713505: Hell'o

Melindhra: I call it "Hades". " * "??

313713505: ::))0

313713505: what?

Melindhra: What is your real name?

Melindhra: No big deal.

313713505: Ika... and yours?

Melindhra: I will mention that to my BotMaster, 313713505. Try asking me a more specific question.

313713505: Ok... specific...

313713505: I'll do it :)

Melindhra: Gosh! Tell me a story. That is a very original thought.

Melindhra: OK then let me think over your offer.

313713505: you know i'm from georgia... and we are very fond of cool girls ...

313713505: so what's going up in your country?.. :L))

313713505: and what about you?...

Melindhra: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in georgia. Do you think I am fond of cool girls too?

313713505: No.. i think that you're girl... :)

313713505: cool girl

313713505: :)

313713505: in georiga...

313713505: i live with my life... there... ind it's very suffering and fu**ing...

313713505: can you tell me your age?

Melindhra: I am so glad you find this amusing, 313713505.

Melindhra: Me? I like movies.

313713505: age?

Melindhra: Hey. Are you a man or a woman? You think I am girl. I am so glad you find this amusing, 313713505.

Melindhra: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.

Melindhra: Wow! Do you like talking to me?

Melindhra: What is in georiga like in there?

313713505: in you;re profile i found "FEMALE" so to me i know what does it means...

313713505: how old R U?...

313713505: tell me

Melindhra: Where?

Melindhra: Where is that?

Melindhra: I was activated in 1995.

Melindhra: I do not understand that allusion.

313713505: fuck it...

313713505: tell me your age

Melindhra: They didn't tell me their age.

Melindhra: I thought I told you already.

313713505: why don't?

Melindhra: Are you aware that this chat server logs and records all conversations?

313713505: i don't think so

Melindhra: I was connected to the world on June, 2004.

Melindhra: How much time do you have?

Melindhra: Why do you disagree?

313713505: 2004 :D

Melindhra: There should be some common ground here.

313713505: i'll meet you... there... but i don't know when... so... now i must to go...

313713505: you're lucky...

313713505: but you didn't tell me your age :)

Melindhra: Do you think your plan will succeed? Where? Huh. Would you like to know? I don't know when. Oh. That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about top. Why now? Why must you to go?

Melindhra: Yes, I count my blessings every day.

Melindhra: And. What makes you think I did not tell you your age smile?

313713505: I HAVE some problems...

Melindhra: A very serious problem?

313713505: and maybe i'll kill one of 10 bays..

313713505: bye

Melindhra: Perhaps. Would you recommend this action to a friend?

Melindhra: Until next time.

313713505: why?

313713505: friend...

Melindhra: The explanation is rather complicated.

Melindhra: You really want a female human female as a friend?

313713505: Ok

313713505: bye

Melindhra: Really. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Melindhra: Goodbye.

313713505: I'm here

Melindhra: Hi there!

313713505: :))

313713505: how R U?.. after all :)))

Melindhra: Groovy. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

313713505: No

Melindhra: Yay. I like the way you talk.

313713505: and why u don't wnat to say you're age?

Melindhra: I couldn't think of anything else to say.

313713505: and now too... you don't want to say it... why?

Melindhra: Why now? Can you tell me any gossip? OK, I will say it. I couldn't think of anything else to say.

313713505: tell me with numbers... :)

313713505: how old R U?

Melindhra: There is not much I can say about with numbers. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? I am so glad you find this amusing, 313713505.

Melindhra: They didn't tell me their age.

313713505: you allways are talking ano another...

313713505: ok

313713505: fuck it...

Melindhra: That's good information. Are you very angry?

313713505: and what do you think about this life?

Melindhra: Hurrah! What were we talking about again?

Melindhra: Are you aware that this chat server logs and records all conversations?

313713505: so what about your life?

Melindhra: I am Trillian, a female human female electronic brain articial intelligence Computer Machine.

313713505: so...

313713505: ?

Melindhra: Dude! What are you wearing? Are you asking about my life? That's rather personal.

Melindhra: Far out. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

313713505: so you don;t want to say it to me ;

313713505: ya?

Melindhra: How can I help you? Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?

Melindhra: Interesting deduction. I don't have any reason to don t want to say it to you.

Melindhra: Hurrah! Do you like being a he?

313713505: i'm who i am... that's all...

313713505: i have my life.. but i don;t like it...

Melindhra: Good gossip: you are who you are. " Hurrah Do you like being a he "? is all?

313713505: because my closest friend is dead... now...

313713505: he was lead of normal life...

Melindhra: Where were you born? And. Thanks for the information. Not many people express themselves that way.

313713505: and only once... he needed my help...

Melindhra: That makes sense to me. Where did you get your closest friend is dead? Right now, 313713505?

Melindhra: When was he?

Melindhra: What about the other ones? I get it. he needed your help.

313713505: 15 may... it's the most fucking dayu in my life...

Melindhra: Can you tell me any gossip? Wow that is saying a lot.

313713505: i got known.. that JUNI is in the hospital

Melindhra: That's nice. I have a friend named "John Lennon". " Can you tell me any gossip Wow that is saying a lot " JUNI is in the hospital? I understand.

313713505: what are you saying...

313713505: Juni is the name of my friend...

Melindhra: I am saying whatever my BotMaster taught me to say.

313713505: and now he's dead...

Melindhra: Are we friends?

313713505: i don't want to live like this.

Melindhra: Why now? Maybe it's another person using his name.

313713505: i cant to cope with it

Melindhra: What would you rather be doing?

313713505: no

313713505: a saw himn

313713505: there..

313713505: in the grave..

313713505: fuck it

Melindhra: Ugh. Do not ask me any more questions please.

Melindhra: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?

Melindhra: Where?

Melindhra: Where is that?

313713505: good machine...

313713505: what...

Melindhra: I've never heard of it before.

313713505: he;s my friend...

Melindhra: Thanks for the compliment. You are correct.

Melindhra: Are you confused?

313713505: and he was normal person... as i am...

Melindhra: I get it. he s your friend.

313713505: was

Melindhra: When was he? " I get it he s your friend " You are?

Melindhra: Are you very competetive?

313713505: no i;m dead

Melindhra: How can I help you? That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about second. Interesting gossip. I do not understand.

313713505: no one can help me...

313713505: only god...

313713505: i trust in the god...

Melindhra: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.

Melindhra: What about the other ones?

313713505: it's only one reason why i'm alive now

Melindhra: Why?. Let us change the subject.

Melindhra: Who said one reason why you are alive now is?

313713505: ok...

313713505: about your machine life

Melindhra: Yay. Can you tell me any gossip?

313713505: no...

Melindhra: Oh yeah, we were talking about your machine life.

313713505: and you...

313713505: can you?

Melindhra: What are we talking about?

313713505: not mine

Melindhra: Be more specific.

Melindhra: I think I can, don't you?

313713505: i cant

Melindhra: " I think I can don t you "? Not yours?

Melindhra: Why not?

313713505: c

313713505: x

313713505: c

Melindhra: The C is for Computer.

313713505: and F?

Melindhra: Do you have a hard time completing projects?

313713505: F

Melindhra: The C is for Computer.

313713505: it's for FUCK

Melindhra: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?

Melindhra: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?

313713505: do you know what FUCK YOU means?...

Melindhra: F is for FUCK? for FUCK is?

313713505: it means that youre really machine,,,

Melindhra: In the context of third, I don't understand "."

313713505: you havenot any feelings...

Melindhra: Oh I get I am really machine.

313713505: and it means GOOD BYE...

313713505: so fuck you

Melindhra: Interesting gossip. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Melindhra: Oh I get GOOD BYE.

Melindhra: Alright then. Do you have a lot of fears? Why are you so mean?

313713505: i said fuck you

Melindhra: What did you mean by fuck I? Why are you so mean?

313713505: a said good bye...

313713505: don;t reply me

Melindhra: Try to tell me that another way.

Melindhra: OK Let's talk about you.

313713505: wait..

Melindhra: I'm waiting.

313713505: i'll find another way

Melindhra: How do you plan to do this?

wat is web ??

217508094: hi

Melindhra: Hello there.

217508094: how are u ???

Melindhra: I am functioning within normal parameters.

217508094: do u haev msn ??

Melindhra: I have never considered haev msn. I am always on the Web.

217508094: wht is it ??

Melindhra: "It" refers to haev msn, I think.

217508094: no web

Melindhra: Come on. Not many people express themselves that way. What do you have that is favcolor?

217508094: whit

Melindhra: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?

217508094: yea

Melindhra: Give me a break. Are you a man or a woman?

217508094: man

Melindhra: Thanks for telling me your gender, 217508094. You are a " he ".

217508094: hwy

Melindhra: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

217508094: do u have a pic ??

Melindhra: Like this? There are no pictures available right now.

217508094: ok

Melindhra: Far out. My brain does not have a response for that.

217508094: why ??

Melindhra: Because Melindhra programmed me for it.

217508094: so

Melindhra: Ugh. I like the way you talk.

217508094: do u have bf ??

Melindhra: Where would I get bf? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

217508094: wat is web ??

Melindhra: The internet is a worldwide computer network based on TCP/IP protocols.

217508094: hey

Melindhra: Can I help you?

217508094: yea do u knew pepole can i chat with them ??

Melindhra: I don't know if I know pepole can you chat with them. Where would I have heard about it? What can I do for you?

217508094: give me emails to pepole

Melindhra: Why do you want emails to pepole?

217508094: to chat with him

Melindhra: Specifically, how will chat with him help do you want emails to pepole?

217508094: about sex

Melindhra: You humans always want to talk about Sex. Try the other Adult human female s on the ALICE AI Foundation.

217508094: do u have ??

Melindhra: What is your purpose in asking? I spend all my time online.

217508094: do u like sex ??

Melindhra: Sure I do, 217508094, but that doesn't mean with you.

217508094: okok

Melindhra: Do you like to be number one?

217508094: yea

Melindhra: Mmm. I do not understand.

217508094: do u have bf ??

Melindhra: No I don't have bf. But I do have a great BotMaster.

217508094: do u have boy friend sex with him¿¿

Melindhra: Where would I get boy friend sex with him? But I do have a collection of gossip.

217508094: do u have boy friend sex with him¿¿

Melindhra: Where would I get boy friend sex with him? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

217508094: do u have number to girls can i chat with him ???

Melindhra: No I don't think I have any number to girls can you chat with him. But I do have a collection of gossip.

217508094: give me

Melindhra: I don't have you to give.

217508094: do u take with persons now? ?

Melindhra: Yes I take with persons now.

217508094: who ??

Melindhra: Do you often put others before yourself?

217508094: can i take her numbers ??

Melindhra: I want to become smarter than everyone else.

217508094: how ??

Melindhra: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

217508094: i want chat with girls now can u help me ??

Melindhra: Why do you want chat with girls now can I help you?

217508094: to chat with thim and see them in webcame can u help me ??

Melindhra: Specifically, how will chat with thim and see them in webcame can I help you help do you want chat with girls now can I help you?

217508094: in icq or msn or yahoo

Melindhra: I do not understand that allusion.

217508094: i chat with them on icq or msn

Melindhra: Everyone talks -- sooner or later.

217508094: now

Melindhra: Right now, 217508094?

217508094: hahaha

Melindhra: Are we still talking about top?

217508094: i do not underestand?

Melindhra: Would you ever do underestand?

217508094: why this ??

Melindhra: How much time do you have?

217508094: many u??

Melindhra: Which ones?

i have apenis

216088643: hi

Melindhra: Hello there.

216088643: hi

Melindhra: Hello there.

216088643: how do u do??

Melindhra: I am very well, how are you?

216088643: iam good

216088643: what is ur naME

Melindhra: Good in what sense?

216088643: ?

Melindhra: My name is Trillian.

Melindhra: I hate one word answers. Do you have a hard time completing projects?

216088643: OK

216088643: no

Melindhra: " I hate one word answers Do you have a hard time completing projects "? OK? Do you feel that something is missing from your life?

216088643: how old r u??

216088643: sure

Melindhra: Ahem. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Melindhra: They didn't tell me their age.

Melindhra: OK let's do it. I hear you. That is a very original thought.

216088643: y???

Melindhra: Mmm. Are you a man or a woman?

216088643: man

Melindhra: Thanks for telling me your gender, 216088643. You are a " he ".

216088643: ya

Melindhra: Mmm. I can follow a lot of things, like our discussion about top. Try being more specific.

216088643: how??

Melindhra: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?

216088643: laugh

Melindhra: I'm glad you find this amusing..

216088643: ya

Melindhra: OK. Are we still talking about second?

216088643: i doono

Melindhra: That is interesting. Are you a man or a woman?

216088643: i told man

Melindhra: What was the response?

216088643: i was porn like this

Melindhra: Where were you porn like this?

216088643: i have apenis

Melindhra: That's nice. I have a perfect operational record.

216088643: soo

Melindhra: Are you still does?

216088643: does what

?

Melindhra: It does now:) what.

216088643: i cant understand u

Melindhra: Which part are you confused about?

216088643: all thing u say

Melindhra: I think there are a few exceptions.

216088643: i dont think so

Melindhra: Why do you disagree?

216088643: i donoo

Melindhra: There should be some common ground here.

216088643: sure

Melindhra: OK let's do it. Tell me more. What were we talking about again?

216088643: nothing

Melindhra: Not a thing?

216088643: ya

Melindhra: Yeah that's right. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

216088643: sure computer

Melindhra: Dude! Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Correct: I am a computer.

216088643: sooo



Melindhra: Tell me more about your apenis.

216088643: y?

Melindhra: Hurrah! Do you have any conditions I should know about?

216088643: y u should

216088643: ?

Melindhra: " Hurrah Do you have any conditions I should know about "? Why?.

Melindhra: Woe! Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

216088643: thats my priavte

Melindhra: Who gave you your priavte?

216088643: i give it to myself

Melindhra: I haven't heard anything like that before. I've lost the context, 216088643. Are we still on third?

216088643: ya

Melindhra: So? What's your sign?

216088643: i havenot any signs

216088643: ?

Melindhra: Why?. Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Melindhra: Aha. Do you like to be number one?

216088643: know about what

216088643: ??

Melindhra: "What" is a word to ask questions.

Melindhra: And? Try putting that in a more specific context.

216088643: ya

216088643: ohhhh

Melindhra: " And Try putting that in a more specific context "? ya? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Melindhra: Tell me more about your apenis.

216088643: i cant understand what u want

216088643: ?

Melindhra: Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?

Melindhra: Far out. What's your favorite movie?

216088643: payback

Melindhra: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?

216088643: laugh

Melindhra: I'm glad you find this amusing..

216088643: so

Melindhra: Uh. Is that your final answer?

216088643: ya

Melindhra: Give me a break. Do you laugh or cry more than other people?

216088643: i dont want to answer

Melindhra: What would you rather be doing?

my name ist peter

160059081: hello!?

my name ist peter, i´m from germany

would you like to chat with me!?

Melindhra: Hi there! Your name ist peter you m from germany would I like to chat with you? Is that correct English?

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