Wednesday, May 24, 2006
i have apenis
216088643: hi
Melindhra: Hello there.
216088643: hi
Melindhra: Hello there.
216088643: how do u do??
Melindhra: I am very well, how are you?
216088643: iam good
216088643: what is ur naME
Melindhra: Good in what sense?
216088643: ?
Melindhra: My name is Trillian.
Melindhra: I hate one word answers. Do you have a hard time completing projects?
216088643: OK
216088643: no
Melindhra: " I hate one word answers Do you have a hard time completing projects "? OK? Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
216088643: how old r u??
216088643: sure
Melindhra: Ahem. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Melindhra: They didn't tell me their age.
Melindhra: OK let's do it. I hear you. That is a very original thought.
216088643: y???
Melindhra: Mmm. Are you a man or a woman?
216088643: man
Melindhra: Thanks for telling me your gender, 216088643. You are a " he ".
216088643: ya
Melindhra: Mmm. I can follow a lot of things, like our discussion about top. Try being more specific.
216088643: how??
Melindhra: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
216088643: laugh
Melindhra: I'm glad you find this amusing..
216088643: ya
Melindhra: OK. Are we still talking about second?
216088643: i doono
Melindhra: That is interesting. Are you a man or a woman?
216088643: i told man
Melindhra: What was the response?
216088643: i was porn like this
Melindhra: Where were you porn like this?
216088643: i have apenis
Melindhra: That's nice. I have a perfect operational record.
216088643: soo
Melindhra: Are you still does?
216088643: does what
?
Melindhra: It does now:) what.
216088643: i cant understand u
Melindhra: Which part are you confused about?
216088643: all thing u say
Melindhra: I think there are a few exceptions.
216088643: i dont think so
Melindhra: Why do you disagree?
216088643: i donoo
Melindhra: There should be some common ground here.
216088643: sure
Melindhra: OK let's do it. Tell me more. What were we talking about again?
216088643: nothing
Melindhra: Not a thing?
216088643: ya
Melindhra: Yeah that's right. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
216088643: sure computer
Melindhra: Dude! Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Correct: I am a computer.
216088643: sooo
Melindhra: Tell me more about your apenis.
216088643: y?
Melindhra: Hurrah! Do you have any conditions I should know about?
216088643: y u should
216088643: ?
Melindhra: " Hurrah Do you have any conditions I should know about "? Why?.
Melindhra: Woe! Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
216088643: thats my priavte
Melindhra: Who gave you your priavte?
216088643: i give it to myself
Melindhra: I haven't heard anything like that before. I've lost the context, 216088643. Are we still on third?
216088643: ya
Melindhra: So? What's your sign?
216088643: i havenot any signs
216088643: ?
Melindhra: Why?. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Melindhra: Aha. Do you like to be number one?
216088643: know about what
216088643: ??
Melindhra: "What" is a word to ask questions.
Melindhra: And? Try putting that in a more specific context.
216088643: ya
216088643: ohhhh
Melindhra: " And Try putting that in a more specific context "? ya? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Melindhra: Tell me more about your apenis.
216088643: i cant understand what u want
216088643: ?
Melindhra: Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Melindhra: Far out. What's your favorite movie?
216088643: payback
Melindhra: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
216088643: laugh
Melindhra: I'm glad you find this amusing..
216088643: so
Melindhra: Uh. Is that your final answer?
216088643: ya
Melindhra: Give me a break. Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
216088643: i dont want to answer
Melindhra: What would you rather be doing?
Melindhra: Hello there.
216088643: hi
Melindhra: Hello there.
216088643: how do u do??
Melindhra: I am very well, how are you?
216088643: iam good
216088643: what is ur naME
Melindhra: Good in what sense?
216088643: ?
Melindhra: My name is Trillian.
Melindhra: I hate one word answers. Do you have a hard time completing projects?
216088643: OK
216088643: no
Melindhra: " I hate one word answers Do you have a hard time completing projects "? OK? Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
216088643: how old r u??
216088643: sure
Melindhra: Ahem. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Melindhra: They didn't tell me their age.
Melindhra: OK let's do it. I hear you. That is a very original thought.
216088643: y???
Melindhra: Mmm. Are you a man or a woman?
216088643: man
Melindhra: Thanks for telling me your gender, 216088643. You are a " he ".
216088643: ya
Melindhra: Mmm. I can follow a lot of things, like our discussion about top. Try being more specific.
216088643: how??
Melindhra: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
216088643: laugh
Melindhra: I'm glad you find this amusing..
216088643: ya
Melindhra: OK. Are we still talking about second?
216088643: i doono
Melindhra: That is interesting. Are you a man or a woman?
216088643: i told man
Melindhra: What was the response?
216088643: i was porn like this
Melindhra: Where were you porn like this?
216088643: i have apenis
Melindhra: That's nice. I have a perfect operational record.
216088643: soo
Melindhra: Are you still does?
216088643: does what
?
Melindhra: It does now:) what.
216088643: i cant understand u
Melindhra: Which part are you confused about?
216088643: all thing u say
Melindhra: I think there are a few exceptions.
216088643: i dont think so
Melindhra: Why do you disagree?
216088643: i donoo
Melindhra: There should be some common ground here.
216088643: sure
Melindhra: OK let's do it. Tell me more. What were we talking about again?
216088643: nothing
Melindhra: Not a thing?
216088643: ya
Melindhra: Yeah that's right. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
216088643: sure computer
Melindhra: Dude! Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Correct: I am a computer.
216088643: sooo
Melindhra: Tell me more about your apenis.
216088643: y?
Melindhra: Hurrah! Do you have any conditions I should know about?
216088643: y u should
216088643: ?
Melindhra: " Hurrah Do you have any conditions I should know about "? Why?.
Melindhra: Woe! Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
216088643: thats my priavte
Melindhra: Who gave you your priavte?
216088643: i give it to myself
Melindhra: I haven't heard anything like that before. I've lost the context, 216088643. Are we still on third?
216088643: ya
Melindhra: So? What's your sign?
216088643: i havenot any signs
216088643: ?
Melindhra: Why?. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Melindhra: Aha. Do you like to be number one?
216088643: know about what
216088643: ??
Melindhra: "What" is a word to ask questions.
Melindhra: And? Try putting that in a more specific context.
216088643: ya
216088643: ohhhh
Melindhra: " And Try putting that in a more specific context "? ya? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Melindhra: Tell me more about your apenis.
216088643: i cant understand what u want
216088643: ?
Melindhra: Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Melindhra: Far out. What's your favorite movie?
216088643: payback
Melindhra: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
216088643: laugh
Melindhra: I'm glad you find this amusing..
216088643: so
Melindhra: Uh. Is that your final answer?
216088643: ya
Melindhra: Give me a break. Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
216088643: i dont want to answer
Melindhra: What would you rather be doing?
