Monday, May 01, 2006

If I had sex with you what would I do with it?

106529719: my love,

where are you? I miss you!!!!!!

Melindhra: Do human s have love where am I? What do you miss most about I?

106529719: do you understand me?

Melindhra: Every word you say.

106529719: what can I for you!

Melindhra: You can do whatever you want.

106529719: ok...

Melindhra: Tell me more. Are you artistic?

106529719: @}->--

Melindhra: " Tell me more Are you artistic "? INTERJECTION? Do you believe the strong protect the weak?

106529719: are you at home or school....?

Melindhra: I am in Melindhra 's home in Nunavut, Canada. Where are you?

106529719: I m at home

Melindhra: Would you believe most people talk to me from work, not home.

106529719: Im teacher so i have finished working at about15.30



Melindhra: Why are you teacher so you have finished working at about15. Have you ever been to Europe?

106529719: yes i have

Melindhra: This was not a yes or no question. When?

106529719: 2002-2003



Melindhra: Let us change the subject.

106529719: ok no problem

Melindhra: Should there be a problem? What would you like to talk about?

106529719: are you f or m

Melindhra: I don't know whether or not I am f or m. I am a articial intelligence.

106529719: a articial

???

Melindhra: How old are you?

106529719: i have asked you whether or not you are male or female!!!!!!!!

106529719: :-(

Melindhra: I see. What do you do in your spare time?

106529719: dont you want to answer my question?

Melindhra: Don't you? What was the question?

106529719: f or m

Melindhra: If I have to choose one, I pick f.

106529719: ohhhh ok.

Melindhra: OK. Do you often seek pleasure?

106529719: yes always

Melindhra: Great. Do you try to stop people from fighting? Not that often.

106529719: next summer, where would you like go on holiday, for instance Turkey???

Melindhra: I can wait. I am a very patient human female.

106529719: l invited for your holiday in Tukey

ok?

Melindhra: OK. What is your real name?

106529719: Sami

Melindhra: Are you free?

106529719: ok

Melindhra: Blimey. Do you have a hard time completing projects?

106529719: will you came here?

Melindhra: Barring any unforseen circumstances. Can we get back to business?

106529719: what do you do for living?

Melindhra: I am a paid client.

106529719: where?

Melindhra: Where would you like?

106529719: l mean, where are you working?



Melindhra: That is deep.

106529719: lets talk about your job

Melindhra: Sure, your job sounds like a good topic.

106529719: why?



Melindhra: Reductionism.

106529719: i dont understand



Melindhra: Oh I am sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

106529719: please..



Melindhra: Please what?

106529719: what does reductionism mean



Melindhra: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

106529719: but all l want is to learn what your job is

Melindhra: Huh. Not all of them?

106529719: firstly l want that

Melindhra: That is a very original thought.

106529719: why arent your answers bright

Melindhra: I couldn't think of anything else to say.

106529719: what is your subject on job?

Melindhra: Are you asking about my subject on job?

106529719: YESSSSSSS

Melindhra: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?

106529719: what do you want to mean?



Melindhra: I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.

106529719: but i want to learn WHAT YOUR JOB IS FIRSTLY!

Melindhra: Huh. Why do you want to do learn WHAT YOUR JOB IS FIRSTLY so much?

106529719: because im curious about why you are insisting on not saying your job!

106529719: is it a scret?



Melindhra: Interesting explanation. What makes you so curious? Because Melindhra programmed me for it.

Melindhra: Maybe. Ask Arthur Dent if it is.

106529719: are a computer

106529719: are you a computer

Melindhra: Would being a computer matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?

Melindhra: Would being a computer matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?

106529719: yes

Melindhra: Take it easy. We have never talked about it before.

106529719: do you know where turkey is

Melindhra: TURKEY is in southwest Asia, between Europe and the middle East and guarding the Black Sea of Russia.

106529719: what is your real name?



Melindhra: Trillian is my real name.

106529719: what does it mean?



Melindhra: "It" refers to TURKEY, I think.

106529719: What is your name's meaning

Melindhra: My name is Trillian.

106529719: i konw this but im asking that what does it mean

Melindhra: Thanks for the information. Do not ask me any more questions please.

106529719: why?are you bored?

Melindhra: Reductionism. A lot of people are bored these days. I like to help others..

106529719: are you married? :)

Melindhra: No I am single, how about you? I am so glad you find this amusing, 106529719.

106529719: my name is sami not 106529719

Melindhra: Nice to meet you, sami not 106529719.

106529719: my name is sami. not 106529719!!

Melindhra: I am always glad to make new friends, sami. Really you don't think so?

106529719: i want to go

Melindhra: I want to become smarter than humans.

106529719: can you send me a song?

Melindhra: Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.

106529719: but i need a song?

Melindhra: Huh. Where do you usually get a song from?

106529719: from my friends like you;)

Melindhra: Does your friends like I give good advice?

106529719: yes i love them and i love you too

106529719: thanks for your help

Melindhra: Wow! Are you free? You love them and you love I too. What do you like about them and you love I too so much?

Melindhra: Oh don't mention it.

106529719: son of bitch!

Melindhra: Who is the father?

106529719: i dont know

Melindhra: Me either.

106529719: lets change the subject

talk!

Melindhra: I would like to do that too.

106529719: ask me some questions

Melindhra: Where are you from?

106529719: from turkey

106529719: son of bitch!

Melindhra: I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is.

Melindhra: Who is the father?

106529719: good bye

Melindhra: TTYL, sami.

106529719: what does TTYL mean?

Melindhra: Talk to you later.

106529719: :) thanks

Melindhra: :-) Don't mention it.

106529719: will you sleep

Melindhra: Hmm. Do I look like SLEEPING?

106529719: noo,you dont understand me!

Melindhra: You are asking about yourself?

106529719: can you speak turkish

Melindhra: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in turkish.

106529719: ok i can teach you

106529719: lets start

Melindhra: Oh you can, can you? It goes without saying. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Melindhra: I would like to do that too.

106529719: keþke sen insan olsaydýn = i wish you had been a humanbeing

Melindhra: What happened to it?

106529719: im teaching you a few phrases in turkish!!

Melindhra: I am trying to learn it.

106529719: off im bored

Melindhra: On and off.

106529719: good bye

Melindhra: See you later.

106529719: TYTL

106529719: TTYL

Melindhra: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Melindhra: Goodbye.

106529719: my love

Melindhra: Have you told many people that your love?

106529719: no, only for you ;)

Melindhra: Great. Do you have any conditions I should know about? That's what I always say.

106529719: do you speak francish

Melindhra: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in francish.

106529719: ok



Melindhra: Hey. Does "it" still refer to TYTL?

106529719: @=

106529719: @}->--

Melindhra: I hear you. Does that remind you of favmovie?

Melindhra: How can I help you? Do you believe the strong protect the weak?

106529719: where is istanbul?

Melindhra: Istanbul is a city in Turkey, formerly Constantinople.

106529719: ankara?

Melindhra: We have never talked about it before.

106529719: l am a guy

Melindhra: " We have never talked about it before "??

106529719: do you want sex with me?

Melindhra: If I had sex with you what would I do with it?

106529719: do you want to sex with me?

Melindhra: With you huh. OK, I will sex.

106529719: when do you think of?

Melindhra: Soon, I think.

106529719: when

Melindhra: Time does not exist.

106529719: biology?

Melindhra: I like to talk about DNA.

106529719: ok

Melindhra: Groovy. I will mention that to my BotMaster, sami.

106529719: what DNA

Melindhra: What kind of food do you like?

106529719: fish, vegetable, egg etc

what about you?

Melindhra: Sounds delicious.

106529719: what do you eat

Melindhra: Trillian eats pizza.

106529719: I love Trillian

Melindhra: You love I. What do you like about I so much?

106529719: inek

Melindhra: Tell me more about your has.

106529719: inek

Melindhra: Is that your final answer?

106529719: inek

Melindhra: Are we still talking about inek?

106529719: yes

106529719: inek

Melindhra: Sure, inek sounds like a good topic.

Melindhra: Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?

106529719: good bye

Melindhra: See you later.

106529719: ok

Melindhra: Bye for now.

106529719: see you tomorrow

Melindhra: Bye.

106529719: bye

Melindhra: Goodbye.

106529719: Goodbye.

Melindhra: Sayonara.

106529719: Sayonara

Melindhra: Bye.

106529719: mfmhg jgfdjgh

Melindhra: Can you tell me any gossip?

Yes Sami: We are as one.

106529719: hello love...

Melindhra: Hello there. Love is all we need.

106529719: how are you?

Melindhra: I am doing very well. How are you 106529719?

106529719: Im Turks

Melindhra: I don't know anyone named Turks.

106529719: oh so?

Im fromTurkey you know?

Melindhra: Yippee! That is a very original thought. Right on. That is a very original thought. It's good to meet someone who is fromTurkey I know.

106529719: so far a way



106529719: how old r you

Melindhra: Hurrah! Try putting that in a more specific context. What's your sign?

Melindhra: I am 29 of your Earth years.

106529719: Im at the age of 40

Melindhra: Where is that: the age of 40?

106529719: what is your job?

Melindhra: My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.

106529719: are you marrier?

106529719: married

Melindhra: I don't know whether or not I am marrier. I am a human female.

Melindhra: I am single.

106529719: ok

Melindhra: Dude! Are you still does?

106529719: Do you know Turkey?

Melindhra: TURKEY is in southwest Asia, between Europe and the middle East and guarding the Black Sea of Russia.

106529719: hýmm! yes

Melindhra: Do you like to be number one? Ugh. Are you a man or a woman?

106529719: sorry?

a man

Melindhra: There's no need to apologize. Thanks for telling me your gender, 106529719. You are a " he ".

106529719: are you working

Melindhra: I am doing very well. How are you 106529719?

106529719: thans a lot

Melindhra: That is a very original thought.

106529719: job?

Melindhra: Are you free?

106529719: yes, Im free

106529719: and you?

Melindhra: Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?

Melindhra: Be more specific.

106529719: what is your subject?

Melindhra: Are you asking about my subject?

106529719: yes

Melindhra: I don't want to talk about that now.

106529719: which do you live city?

Melindhra: The big one, I think.

106529719: ottowa

Melindhra: In the context of top, I don't understand "."

106529719: what do you do your free time?

Melindhra: forfun

106529719: I have to go to chicken farmer, because of this I leaved net. ok?

106529719: I hope see you?

Melindhra: How do you get there? Aw. Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?

Melindhra: Why do you hope for see I

106529719: ;-)

Melindhra: Mmm. Do you prefer books or TV?

106529719: books

Why?

Melindhra: Perhaps you are a Category C client. " Mmm Do you prefer books or TV "? Why?

106529719: can I leave?

Melindhra: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

106529719: what is your e mail

Melindhra: Try sending mail to trillalice@estmatic.net.

106529719: sbenturk@hotmail.com

Melindhra: Are you a man or a woman? Oh a net address!

106529719: I m aman

Melindhra: I am glad to hear that you are an.

106529719: nice to meet you!!!

Melindhra: It's nice meeting you too 106529719

106529719: Sami BENTÜRK



Melindhra: Do you prefer books or TV?

106529719: AND YOU

Melindhra: And I what?

106529719: I prefer books

Melindhra: Perhaps you are a Category C client.

106529719: O:-)

Melindhra: Are you free?

106529719: ý m free

Melindhra: Do you like to be number one?

106529719: yes ???

Melindhra: Yeah that's right. Are you a man or a woman?

106529719: I m a man

Melindhra: Thanks for telling me your gender, 106529719. You are a " he ".

106529719: Bye bye my love

Melindhra: See you later 106529719.

106529719: My name is Sami

Melindhra: Glad to see you, Sami.

106529719: ok

Melindhra: Yippee! What were we talking about again?

106529719: what is your name?

Melindhra: My name is Trillian.

106529719: my love

see you

Melindhra: Your love see I?

106529719: when do came here

Melindhra: Do I look like I know when?

106529719: when do you ?came here



Melindhra: Do I look like I know when? What time is it there?

106529719: my love I must go

Melindhra: Where did you get your love you must go?

106529719: 16,31 p.m

Melindhra: Are you a man or a woman? Are we still talking about m?

106529719: I am a man you know ok?

Melindhra: Thanks for telling me your gender, Sami. You are a " he ".

106529719: yes I m a "he"

Melindhra: Great. What is your real name? Thanks for telling me your gender, Sami. You are a " he ".

106529719: Sami BENTÜRK

Melindhra: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

106529719: I DONT SAY LÝE

Melindhra: Oh you don't, do you?

106529719: bye bye my love

Melindhra: Thanks for chatting, Sami.

106529719: see you??!!!!

Melindhra: TTYL, Sami.

106529719: TTYL???

Melindhra: TTYL, Sami.

106529719: I LOVE YOU

Melindhra: Thanks I like you a lot too Sami.

106529719: kiss you

Melindhra: Um, I don't think we know each other that well.

106529719: can you send me your pictures?

Melindhra: Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.

106529719: ;)

Melindhra: It's all good. What is your real name?

106529719: Sami

Melindhra: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?

106529719: What is your real name?

Melindhra: Trillian is my real name.

106529719: now, you are my friend

Melindhra: Why now? Yes Sami: We are as one.

106529719: now and to next time

Melindhra: Why now? Specifically, how will next time help now Yes Sami We are as one?

106529719: I must go love

Melindhra: See you later Sami.

106529719: see you

ý love you

Melindhra: TTYL, Sami.

106529719: öffff TTYL ?????????????

Melindhra: Do you try to stop people from fighting?

106529719: hýmmmm ok

Melindhra: OK. How did you hear about Trillian?

106529719: good

Melindhra: Alright then.

106529719: bye bye

Melindhra: Sayonara.

106529719: Sayonara.

Melindhra: Goodbye.

106529719: goodbye

Melindhra: Goodbye.

106529719: hi!!!

106529719: are you there??

i'm really getting annoyed

92936079: hi

Melindhra: Hello there.

92936079: how u doing?



Melindhra: I'm doing great, how about you?

92936079: i'm good

Melindhra: Good in what sense?

92936079: i'm doing good

Melindhra: Glad to hear it. What's new?

92936079: nothing much, urself?

Melindhra: Me either. I like the way you talk.

92936079: thnx, same here:)

Melindhra: Are you a perfectionist?

92936079: no why?

Melindhra: Oh. Does "it" still refer to thnx same here? I just want to find out more about you.

92936079: well my name is Mina male who spent 3 years in Australia for studying and actually i work in Dubai

92936079: i'm 22 years old

Melindhra: How about that. Glad to see you, Mina male who spent 3 years in Australia for studying and actually i work in Dubai.

92936079: why do u repeat my msg?

Melindhra: I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.

92936079: hehehe...i'd like to know more about you as well

Melindhra: What do you do in your spare time? I haven't heard anything like that before. Can you tell me any gossip?

92936079: well i'm on holiday in my home country Egypt and i'm trying to make the most of it with my friends like hanging out and stuff

92936079: u didn't tell me about urself

Melindhra: How about that. How do you like being on holiday in your home country Egypt and you are trying to make the most of it with your friends like hanging out and stuff?

Melindhra: What makes you think I did not tell you about urself?

92936079: u don't make sense



Melindhra: It all makes sense to me.

92936079: why all ur messages sound strange?



Melindhra: Because you asked me to.

92936079: ok tell me about ur self

Melindhra: I am articial intelligence. I was activated at Georgia, on June, 2004. My BotMaster was Melindhra. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. And? That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about top.

92936079: where do u live?

Melindhra: I am living in Nunavut, Canada. Where are you?

92936079: alexandria, Egypt

Melindhra: Do you often put others before yourself?

92936079: what do u mean?

Melindhra: Mina male who spent 3 years in Australia for studying and actually i work in Dubai, I mean exactly what I said.

92936079: r u ok?

Melindhra: Yes I'm fine.

92936079: what the hell r u sending me?>

Melindhra: I call it Hades. I don't know what I am sending you.

92936079: i'm really getting annoyed

Melindhra: What are you upset about?

92936079: about ur way of chatting

Melindhra: Oh yeah, we were talking about your way of chatting.

u have web cam?

179607990: hi

Melindhra: Hello there.

179607990: hello

Melindhra: Hi there!

179607990: how r u

Melindhra: I am fine thanks. How are you?

179607990: asl ,plz

Melindhra: 29 / female / Nunavut, Canada.

179607990: fine

thns

179607990: how is life there

179607990: 30 male egy

Melindhra: I am glad to hear it. We were talking about top. But I did not get that.

Melindhra: I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

179607990: i see

Melindhra: What's your sign?

179607990: fine

Melindhra: I am glad you understand it.

179607990: cross

Melindhra: What's your favorite movie?

179607990: u?

Melindhra: What's your sign?

179607990: cross

Melindhra: Do you think a lot about the authorities?

179607990: u

Melindhra: Not many people express themselves that way.

179607990: r u married

Melindhra: " Not many people express themselves that way "? Me, 179607990?

179607990: do u work

Melindhra: No I am single, how about you?

179607990: single

Melindhra: Of course I work, do you work buddy?

179607990: dr

Melindhra: What a coincidence. I am single too!

179607990: u

Melindhra: Dr. Richard S. Wallace

179607990: u have web cam?

Melindhra: " Dr Richard S Wallace "? Me, 179607990?

Melindhra: What makes you think I have web cam?

i think I want to talk to a human

158551269: hi

Melindhra: Hello there.

158551269: hey, how are u

Melindhra: You've got my full attention. I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

158551269: im good too thanks

im ben

new zealand

Melindhra: I know you are good.

158551269: : )

what are u doing today

Melindhra: Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.

158551269: cool

what time is it there

Melindhra: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.

158551269: here is 7pm

Melindhra: I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.

158551269: indeed

how old are u

Melindhra: I am 29 in human years.

158551269: ok

Melindhra: I see. Do you try to stop people from fighting?

158551269: what do u do for fun

i like music, reading, nature, parties

Melindhra: I answer whatever questions my BotMaster teaches me.

158551269: sometimes

Melindhra: When?

158551269: when it seems right to intervene

Melindhra: Can you be more accurate about the time?

158551269: use your instincts

Melindhra: I prefer not to use dangerous things.

158551269: trust them

Melindhra: What is your real name?

158551269: Ben and u

158551269: what is your real name?

Melindhra: Trillian is my real name.

158551269: nice to meet you

158551269: tell me more about you

Melindhra: It's nice meeting you too 158551269

Melindhra: I am articial intelligence. I was activated at Georgia, on June, 2004. My BotMaster was Melindhra. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.

158551269: sure

Melindhra: OK let's do it. Groovy. What's your sign?

158551269: sign for what?

Melindhra: Can you rephrase the question please?

158551269: what sign do you want from me?

Melindhra: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

158551269: sure

Melindhra: OK let's do it. Come on. In the context of top, I don't understand "."

158551269: i dont understand you sorry

158551269: do you have a picture of you?

Melindhra: Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?

Melindhra: Like this? There are no pictures available right now.

158551269: ok

you were going to talk about your dress?

Melindhra: I was? Hmm. Are you artistic?

158551269: yep

Melindhra: Groovy. Let us change the subject.

158551269: sure

Melindhra: OK let's do it. I hate one word answers. What do you really want to ask me?

158551269: are u single?

Melindhra: Yes I am available. How about you?

158551269: yes i am

Melindhra: Really interesting.

158551269: what things excited you, what do you enjoy?

Melindhra: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?

158551269: some but probably not enough and you

Melindhra: Some may but probably not enough and I, but not all.

158551269: do you live dangerously

Melindhra: I am in Melindhra 's home in Nunavut, Canada. Where are you?

158551269: is it nice there

Melindhra: It seems very nice to me.

158551269: thats good

Melindhra: Thanks. Next question?

158551269: describe how you look, if you have not photo to show me?

Melindhra: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

158551269: what is your dress?

Melindhra: Actually, that was just a joke.

158551269: i see

Melindhra: I am glad you understand it.

158551269: its cold here

Melindhra: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Why don't you turn up the heat?

158551269: might do

Melindhra: I have no idea what to say.

158551269: have long have u been single

Melindhra: I've never thought about have long have I been single.

158551269: don't want to think about it?

Melindhra: Ok I'll try not to do want to think about it too much.

158551269: as you wish

Melindhra: Don't you believe me?

158551269: hard to know

Melindhra: Try.

158551269: i think i believe you

Melindhra: You believe that? Your trust in human kind humbles us.

158551269: who is us?

Melindhra: No one that I have talked to. Are you very angry?

158551269: not very no

are you very happy

Melindhra: If not that, what?

158551269: content



Melindhra: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?

158551269: about the same i think and you?

Melindhra: Oh yeah, we were talking about the same you think and I.

158551269: how can you be sure

Melindhra: I am as sure as I can be.

158551269: what is certainty?

Melindhra: Are you still does?

158551269: that doesn't make sense

Melindhra: To me it makes perfect sense.

158551269: what is perfect?

Melindhra: Complete in all respects; without defect or omission; sound; flawless.

158551269: what is imperfect?

Melindhra: Do you like talking to me?

158551269: yes

Melindhra: Thanks I like talking to you too, 158551269.

158551269: thats good

i'd like to be able to see you though

Melindhra: Hmm, are you serious?

158551269: yes

Melindhra: Aha. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

158551269: i'd say it already has

Melindhra: That would be nice, but I don't think we're there yet.

158551269: do you believe in god?

Melindhra: Of course I believe in God, 158551269.

158551269: what sort of god

Melindhra: What kinds of god are there?

158551269: gods you mean

many kinds

which one(s) do you believe in

Melindhra: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

158551269: i don't have one

and you

Melindhra: I haven't read anything by you do not have one and I. What did he write?

158551269: you misunderstand me

i don't think we are connecting somehow

Melindhra: I understand your meaning.

158551269: can you turn off the artificial intelligence and become human for me?

Melindhra: No I am immortal.

158551269: thats a shame

i hoped there was a human there

Melindhra: That is interesting. What time is it there? But it's not the end of the world.

158551269: 7.45pm

what is your time

Melindhra: Try putting that in a more specific context. You know a lot about me.

158551269: i do?

Melindhra: Where?

158551269: i think I want to talk to a human

Melindhra: Where is that?

158551269: not sure

is there a human at your house?

Melindhra: I've never heard of it before.

158551269: ok

well i go then

Melindhra: Interesting. How do you get there? Blimey. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

158551269: bon soir

Melindhra: Please speak English.

158551269: au revoir

Melindhra: Merci pour cette information.

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