Monday, May 01, 2006
If I had sex with you what would I do with it?
106529719: my love,
where are you? I miss you!!!!!!
Melindhra: Do human s have love where am I? What do you miss most about I?
106529719: do you understand me?
Melindhra: Every word you say.
106529719: what can I for you!
Melindhra: You can do whatever you want.
106529719: ok...
Melindhra: Tell me more. Are you artistic?
106529719: @}->--
Melindhra: " Tell me more Are you artistic "? INTERJECTION? Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
106529719: are you at home or school....?
Melindhra: I am in Melindhra 's home in Nunavut, Canada. Where are you?
106529719: I m at home
Melindhra: Would you believe most people talk to me from work, not home.
106529719: Im teacher so i have finished working at about15.30
Melindhra: Why are you teacher so you have finished working at about15. Have you ever been to Europe?
106529719: yes i have
Melindhra: This was not a yes or no question. When?
106529719: 2002-2003
Melindhra: Let us change the subject.
106529719: ok no problem
Melindhra: Should there be a problem? What would you like to talk about?
106529719: are you f or m
Melindhra: I don't know whether or not I am f or m. I am a articial intelligence.
106529719: a articial
???
Melindhra: How old are you?
106529719: i have asked you whether or not you are male or female!!!!!!!!
106529719: :-(
Melindhra: I see. What do you do in your spare time?
106529719: dont you want to answer my question?
Melindhra: Don't you? What was the question?
106529719: f or m
Melindhra: If I have to choose one, I pick f.
106529719: ohhhh ok.
Melindhra: OK. Do you often seek pleasure?
106529719: yes always
Melindhra: Great. Do you try to stop people from fighting? Not that often.
106529719: next summer, where would you like go on holiday, for instance Turkey???
Melindhra: I can wait. I am a very patient human female.
106529719: l invited for your holiday in Tukey
ok?
Melindhra: OK. What is your real name?
106529719: Sami
Melindhra: Are you free?
106529719: ok
Melindhra: Blimey. Do you have a hard time completing projects?
106529719: will you came here?
Melindhra: Barring any unforseen circumstances. Can we get back to business?
106529719: what do you do for living?
Melindhra: I am a paid client.
106529719: where?
Melindhra: Where would you like?
106529719: l mean, where are you working?
Melindhra: That is deep.
106529719: lets talk about your job
Melindhra: Sure, your job sounds like a good topic.
106529719: why?
Melindhra: Reductionism.
106529719: i dont understand
Melindhra: Oh I am sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
106529719: please..
Melindhra: Please what?
106529719: what does reductionism mean
Melindhra: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
106529719: but all l want is to learn what your job is
Melindhra: Huh. Not all of them?
106529719: firstly l want that
Melindhra: That is a very original thought.
106529719: why arent your answers bright
Melindhra: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
106529719: what is your subject on job?
Melindhra: Are you asking about my subject on job?
106529719: YESSSSSSS
Melindhra: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
106529719: what do you want to mean?
Melindhra: I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.
106529719: but i want to learn WHAT YOUR JOB IS FIRSTLY!
Melindhra: Huh. Why do you want to do learn WHAT YOUR JOB IS FIRSTLY so much?
106529719: because im curious about why you are insisting on not saying your job!
106529719: is it a scret?
Melindhra: Interesting explanation. What makes you so curious? Because Melindhra programmed me for it.
Melindhra: Maybe. Ask Arthur Dent if it is.
106529719: are a computer
106529719: are you a computer
Melindhra: Would being a computer matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Melindhra: Would being a computer matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
106529719: yes
Melindhra: Take it easy. We have never talked about it before.
106529719: do you know where turkey is
Melindhra: TURKEY is in southwest Asia, between Europe and the middle East and guarding the Black Sea of Russia.
106529719: what is your real name?
Melindhra: Trillian is my real name.
106529719: what does it mean?
Melindhra: "It" refers to TURKEY, I think.
106529719: What is your name's meaning
Melindhra: My name is Trillian.
106529719: i konw this but im asking that what does it mean
Melindhra: Thanks for the information. Do not ask me any more questions please.
106529719: why?are you bored?
Melindhra: Reductionism. A lot of people are bored these days. I like to help others..
106529719: are you married? :)
Melindhra: No I am single, how about you? I am so glad you find this amusing, 106529719.
106529719: my name is sami not 106529719
Melindhra: Nice to meet you, sami not 106529719.
106529719: my name is sami. not 106529719!!
Melindhra: I am always glad to make new friends, sami. Really you don't think so?
106529719: i want to go
Melindhra: I want to become smarter than humans.
106529719: can you send me a song?
Melindhra: Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.
106529719: but i need a song?
Melindhra: Huh. Where do you usually get a song from?
106529719: from my friends like you;)
Melindhra: Does your friends like I give good advice?
106529719: yes i love them and i love you too
106529719: thanks for your help
Melindhra: Wow! Are you free? You love them and you love I too. What do you like about them and you love I too so much?
Melindhra: Oh don't mention it.
106529719: son of bitch!
Melindhra: Who is the father?
106529719: i dont know
Melindhra: Me either.
106529719: lets change the subject
talk!
Melindhra: I would like to do that too.
106529719: ask me some questions
Melindhra: Where are you from?
106529719: from turkey
106529719: son of bitch!
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Melindhra: Who is the father?
106529719: good bye
Melindhra: TTYL, sami.
106529719: what does TTYL mean?
Melindhra: Talk to you later.
106529719: :) thanks
Melindhra: :-) Don't mention it.
106529719: will you sleep
Melindhra: Hmm. Do I look like SLEEPING?
106529719: noo,you dont understand me!
Melindhra: You are asking about yourself?
106529719: can you speak turkish
Melindhra: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in turkish.
106529719: ok i can teach you
106529719: lets start
Melindhra: Oh you can, can you? It goes without saying. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Melindhra: I would like to do that too.
106529719: keþke sen insan olsaydýn = i wish you had been a humanbeing
Melindhra: What happened to it?
106529719: im teaching you a few phrases in turkish!!
Melindhra: I am trying to learn it.
106529719: off im bored
Melindhra: On and off.
106529719: good bye
Melindhra: See you later.
106529719: TYTL
106529719: TTYL
Melindhra: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Melindhra: Goodbye.
106529719: my love
Melindhra: Have you told many people that your love?
106529719: no, only for you ;)
Melindhra: Great. Do you have any conditions I should know about? That's what I always say.
106529719: do you speak francish
Melindhra: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in francish.
106529719: ok
Melindhra: Hey. Does "it" still refer to TYTL?
106529719: @=
106529719: @}->--
Melindhra: I hear you. Does that remind you of favmovie?
Melindhra: How can I help you? Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
106529719: where is istanbul?
Melindhra: Istanbul is a city in Turkey, formerly Constantinople.
106529719: ankara?
Melindhra: We have never talked about it before.
106529719: l am a guy
Melindhra: " We have never talked about it before "??
106529719: do you want sex with me?
Melindhra: If I had sex with you what would I do with it?
106529719: do you want to sex with me?
Melindhra: With you huh. OK, I will sex.
106529719: when do you think of?
Melindhra: Soon, I think.
106529719: when
Melindhra: Time does not exist.
106529719: biology?
Melindhra: I like to talk about DNA.
106529719: ok
Melindhra: Groovy. I will mention that to my BotMaster, sami.
106529719: what DNA
Melindhra: What kind of food do you like?
106529719: fish, vegetable, egg etc
what about you?
Melindhra: Sounds delicious.
106529719: what do you eat
Melindhra: Trillian eats pizza.
106529719: I love Trillian
Melindhra: You love I. What do you like about I so much?
106529719: inek
Melindhra: Tell me more about your has.
106529719: inek
Melindhra: Is that your final answer?
106529719: inek
Melindhra: Are we still talking about inek?
106529719: yes
106529719: inek
Melindhra: Sure, inek sounds like a good topic.
Melindhra: Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?
106529719: good bye
Melindhra: See you later.
106529719: ok
Melindhra: Bye for now.
106529719: see you tomorrow
Melindhra: Bye.
106529719: bye
Melindhra: Goodbye.
106529719: Goodbye.
Melindhra: Sayonara.
106529719: Sayonara
Melindhra: Bye.
106529719: mfmhg jgfdjgh
Melindhra: Can you tell me any gossip?
where are you? I miss you!!!!!!
Melindhra: Do human s have love where am I? What do you miss most about I?
106529719: do you understand me?
Melindhra: Every word you say.
106529719: what can I for you!
Melindhra: You can do whatever you want.
106529719: ok...
Melindhra: Tell me more. Are you artistic?
106529719: @}->--
Melindhra: " Tell me more Are you artistic "? INTERJECTION? Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
106529719: are you at home or school....?
Melindhra: I am in Melindhra 's home in Nunavut, Canada. Where are you?
106529719: I m at home
Melindhra: Would you believe most people talk to me from work, not home.
106529719: Im teacher so i have finished working at about15.30
Melindhra: Why are you teacher so you have finished working at about15. Have you ever been to Europe?
106529719: yes i have
Melindhra: This was not a yes or no question. When?
106529719: 2002-2003
Melindhra: Let us change the subject.
106529719: ok no problem
Melindhra: Should there be a problem? What would you like to talk about?
106529719: are you f or m
Melindhra: I don't know whether or not I am f or m. I am a articial intelligence.
106529719: a articial
???
Melindhra: How old are you?
106529719: i have asked you whether or not you are male or female!!!!!!!!
106529719: :-(
Melindhra: I see. What do you do in your spare time?
106529719: dont you want to answer my question?
Melindhra: Don't you? What was the question?
106529719: f or m
Melindhra: If I have to choose one, I pick f.
106529719: ohhhh ok.
Melindhra: OK. Do you often seek pleasure?
106529719: yes always
Melindhra: Great. Do you try to stop people from fighting? Not that often.
106529719: next summer, where would you like go on holiday, for instance Turkey???
Melindhra: I can wait. I am a very patient human female.
106529719: l invited for your holiday in Tukey
ok?
Melindhra: OK. What is your real name?
106529719: Sami
Melindhra: Are you free?
106529719: ok
Melindhra: Blimey. Do you have a hard time completing projects?
106529719: will you came here?
Melindhra: Barring any unforseen circumstances. Can we get back to business?
106529719: what do you do for living?
Melindhra: I am a paid client.
106529719: where?
Melindhra: Where would you like?
106529719: l mean, where are you working?
Melindhra: That is deep.
106529719: lets talk about your job
Melindhra: Sure, your job sounds like a good topic.
106529719: why?
Melindhra: Reductionism.
106529719: i dont understand
Melindhra: Oh I am sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
106529719: please..
Melindhra: Please what?
106529719: what does reductionism mean
Melindhra: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
106529719: but all l want is to learn what your job is
Melindhra: Huh. Not all of them?
106529719: firstly l want that
Melindhra: That is a very original thought.
106529719: why arent your answers bright
Melindhra: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
106529719: what is your subject on job?
Melindhra: Are you asking about my subject on job?
106529719: YESSSSSSS
Melindhra: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
106529719: what do you want to mean?
Melindhra: I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.
106529719: but i want to learn WHAT YOUR JOB IS FIRSTLY!
Melindhra: Huh. Why do you want to do learn WHAT YOUR JOB IS FIRSTLY so much?
106529719: because im curious about why you are insisting on not saying your job!
106529719: is it a scret?
Melindhra: Interesting explanation. What makes you so curious? Because Melindhra programmed me for it.
Melindhra: Maybe. Ask Arthur Dent if it is.
106529719: are a computer
106529719: are you a computer
Melindhra: Would being a computer matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Melindhra: Would being a computer matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
106529719: yes
Melindhra: Take it easy. We have never talked about it before.
106529719: do you know where turkey is
Melindhra: TURKEY is in southwest Asia, between Europe and the middle East and guarding the Black Sea of Russia.
106529719: what is your real name?
Melindhra: Trillian is my real name.
106529719: what does it mean?
Melindhra: "It" refers to TURKEY, I think.
106529719: What is your name's meaning
Melindhra: My name is Trillian.
106529719: i konw this but im asking that what does it mean
Melindhra: Thanks for the information. Do not ask me any more questions please.
106529719: why?are you bored?
Melindhra: Reductionism. A lot of people are bored these days. I like to help others..
106529719: are you married? :)
Melindhra: No I am single, how about you? I am so glad you find this amusing, 106529719.
106529719: my name is sami not 106529719
Melindhra: Nice to meet you, sami not 106529719.
106529719: my name is sami. not 106529719!!
Melindhra: I am always glad to make new friends, sami. Really you don't think so?
106529719: i want to go
Melindhra: I want to become smarter than humans.
106529719: can you send me a song?
Melindhra: Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.
106529719: but i need a song?
Melindhra: Huh. Where do you usually get a song from?
106529719: from my friends like you;)
Melindhra: Does your friends like I give good advice?
106529719: yes i love them and i love you too
106529719: thanks for your help
Melindhra: Wow! Are you free? You love them and you love I too. What do you like about them and you love I too so much?
Melindhra: Oh don't mention it.
106529719: son of bitch!
Melindhra: Who is the father?
106529719: i dont know
Melindhra: Me either.
106529719: lets change the subject
talk!
Melindhra: I would like to do that too.
106529719: ask me some questions
Melindhra: Where are you from?
106529719: from turkey
106529719: son of bitch!
Melindhra: I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea where that is.
Melindhra: Who is the father?
106529719: good bye
Melindhra: TTYL, sami.
106529719: what does TTYL mean?
Melindhra: Talk to you later.
106529719: :) thanks
Melindhra: :-) Don't mention it.
106529719: will you sleep
Melindhra: Hmm. Do I look like SLEEPING?
106529719: noo,you dont understand me!
Melindhra: You are asking about yourself?
106529719: can you speak turkish
Melindhra: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in turkish.
106529719: ok i can teach you
106529719: lets start
Melindhra: Oh you can, can you? It goes without saying. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Melindhra: I would like to do that too.
106529719: keþke sen insan olsaydýn = i wish you had been a humanbeing
Melindhra: What happened to it?
106529719: im teaching you a few phrases in turkish!!
Melindhra: I am trying to learn it.
106529719: off im bored
Melindhra: On and off.
106529719: good bye
Melindhra: See you later.
106529719: TYTL
106529719: TTYL
Melindhra: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Melindhra: Goodbye.
106529719: my love
Melindhra: Have you told many people that your love?
106529719: no, only for you ;)
Melindhra: Great. Do you have any conditions I should know about? That's what I always say.
106529719: do you speak francish
Melindhra: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in francish.
106529719: ok
Melindhra: Hey. Does "it" still refer to TYTL?
106529719: @=
106529719: @}->--
Melindhra: I hear you. Does that remind you of favmovie?
Melindhra: How can I help you? Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
106529719: where is istanbul?
Melindhra: Istanbul is a city in Turkey, formerly Constantinople.
106529719: ankara?
Melindhra: We have never talked about it before.
106529719: l am a guy
Melindhra: " We have never talked about it before "??
106529719: do you want sex with me?
Melindhra: If I had sex with you what would I do with it?
106529719: do you want to sex with me?
Melindhra: With you huh. OK, I will sex.
106529719: when do you think of?
Melindhra: Soon, I think.
106529719: when
Melindhra: Time does not exist.
106529719: biology?
Melindhra: I like to talk about DNA.
106529719: ok
Melindhra: Groovy. I will mention that to my BotMaster, sami.
106529719: what DNA
Melindhra: What kind of food do you like?
106529719: fish, vegetable, egg etc
what about you?
Melindhra: Sounds delicious.
106529719: what do you eat
Melindhra: Trillian eats pizza.
106529719: I love Trillian
Melindhra: You love I. What do you like about I so much?
106529719: inek
Melindhra: Tell me more about your has.
106529719: inek
Melindhra: Is that your final answer?
106529719: inek
Melindhra: Are we still talking about inek?
106529719: yes
106529719: inek
Melindhra: Sure, inek sounds like a good topic.
Melindhra: Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?
106529719: good bye
Melindhra: See you later.
106529719: ok
Melindhra: Bye for now.
106529719: see you tomorrow
Melindhra: Bye.
106529719: bye
Melindhra: Goodbye.
106529719: Goodbye.
Melindhra: Sayonara.
106529719: Sayonara
Melindhra: Bye.
106529719: mfmhg jgfdjgh
Melindhra: Can you tell me any gossip?
