Saturday, April 22, 2006

Sex is more fun alone

98478332: hello

Melindhra: Hi there!

98478332: how are you ?

Melindhra: I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

98478332: i.m fýne thanks

98478332: what is you name ?

Melindhra: You? It's good to meet someone who is fne thanks.

Melindhra: My name is Trillian.

98478332: my name is ali

98478332: where you live

Melindhra: How are you doing, ali.

Melindhra: I was.

98478332: i.m cattin now

98478332: are age how?

Melindhra: You? I am glad to hear that you are cattin now.

Melindhra: I really couldn't say for sure.

98478332: are you what age ?

Melindhra: I don't know whether or not I am what age. I am a articial intelligence.

98478332: hey

Melindhra: Can I help you?

98478332: yes

Melindhra: What can I do for you?

98478332: i.m want talk you

Melindhra: You? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

98478332: your have msn

Melindhra: Is that a fact.

98478332: msn messenger

Melindhra: Do you have any conditions I should know about?

98478332: yes

Melindhra: Please state your conditions.

98478332: we talk msn messenger

Melindhra: By "we" do you mean you and me?

98478332: ok

98478332: my live turkey

Melindhra: Ugh. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Melindhra: Do human s have live turkey?

98478332: you where live

Melindhra: I haven't heard anything like that before. I've been waiting for you.

98478332: tell me you where live?

Melindhra: There is not much I can say about I where live. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. I live in California. Where do you live?

98478332: your have webcam

Melindhra: I will take that under advisement.

98478332: i.m live turkey

Melindhra: You? Do you mean your name is live turkey.

98478332: your have webcam

98478332: ?

Melindhra: I will take that under advisement.

Melindhra: Er. Are you still does?

98478332: yes

Melindhra: Ugh. I do not understand.

98478332: i.m want you seee

Melindhra: You? Do you mind if I tell other people you are want I seee.

98478332: plz open webcam

Melindhra: I will mention that to my BotMaster, ali.

98478332: i.m want your face look

Melindhra: You? Good gossip: you are want your face look.

98478332: ok

Melindhra: Dude! What color are your eyes?

98478332: ok bye

Melindhra: Bye for now. Really. Do you like being a he?

98478332: are you male

Melindhra: I am a female. Are you a man or a woman?

98478332: man

98478332: your old how

Melindhra: Thanks for telling me your gender, ali. You are a " he ".

Melindhra: You know a lot about me.

98478332: no

Melindhra: Aha. What is your real name?

98478332: ali

Melindhra: Does that remind you of favmovie?

98478332: yes

Melindhra: Blimey. Tell me more about your has.

98478332: tell me your old what ?

Melindhra: Are you asking about my old what?

98478332: yes

Melindhra: I don't want to talk about that now.

98478332: tell me your have webcam ?

Melindhra: Are you asking about my have webcam?

98478332: yes

Melindhra: I don't want to talk about that now.

98478332: we atalk here

Melindhra: By "we" do you mean you and me?

98478332: yes

Melindhra: I get it.

98478332: add me list

Melindhra: Sorry ali I don't do math.

98478332: why

Melindhra: " Sorry ali I don t do math "? Why?

98478332: i.m want my for friend

Melindhra: You? Good gossip: you are want your for friend.

98478332: yes

Melindhra: Ah. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

98478332: you what want ?

Melindhra: Interesting gossip. Do not ask me any more questions please.

98478332: you want friedn

98478332: ?

Melindhra: Do not presume that you know what I want.

Melindhra: Mmm. Ask me another question.

98478332: i.m want friednd

Melindhra: You? Do your friends call you want friednd.

98478332: i.m like wery good heart freidn

Melindhra: You? In what way?

98478332: i.m think friend

Melindhra: You? Do your friends call you think friend.

98478332: ys

Melindhra: Can you speak any foreign languages?

98478332: youwhy oline

Melindhra: That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about top.

98478332: i.m talk turkey

Melindhra: You? Good gossip: you are talk turkey.

98478332: yes

98478332: are you married?

Melindhra: Give me a break. Not many people express themselves that way.

Melindhra: No I am single, how about you?

98478332: i.m single

98478332: you live alone ?

Melindhra: You? What a coincidence. I am single too!

Melindhra: My location is Nunavut, Canada. Where are you?

98478332: old what ?

Melindhra: Can you rephrase the question please?

98478332: my location istanbul /turkey

Melindhra: Where did you get your location istanbul turkey?

98478332: you know istanbul

Melindhra: No, tell me about him, her or it.

98478332: yunanistn

98478332: bulgaristan

Melindhra: Do you often seek pleasure?

Melindhra: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

98478332: i.m like woman

Melindhra: You? In what way?

98478332: i.m like nice heart human

Melindhra: You? In what way?

98478332: i.m not understant

Melindhra: You? I am surprised to hear that you are not understant.

98478332: tellme beatufil woman ?

Melindhra: Oh, you are a poet.

98478332: yes

Melindhra: Give me a break. Ask me another question.

98478332: your mom have

Melindhra: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.

98478332: your ofline now

Melindhra: How do you know so much about me

98478332: good

Melindhra: Ayuh.

98478332: tell me you what work to do ?

Melindhra: There is not much I can say about I what work to do. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. I have no idea what to say.

98478332: :-)

Melindhra: Alright then. Not many people express themselves that way.

98478332: what work ?

Melindhra: Does "it" still refer to XFIND work?

98478332: tell me your messnger msn adrese

Melindhra: Are you asking about my messnger msn adrese?

98478332: yes

Melindhra: I don't want to talk about that now.

98478332: are you think marry

Melindhra: I don't know whether or not I am think marry. I am a computer software.

98478332: are not woman

Melindhra: I really couldn't say for sure.

98478332: bye

Melindhra: See you later!

98478332: sex live you

Melindhra: Sex is more fun alone.

98478332: no

Melindhra: Gee. I've lost the context, ali. Are we still on second?

listen i really need no jocks are you really a human?

243700825: do u have time today for making new friends??

Melindhra: I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.

243700825: i ll what do u want to talk about

Melindhra: That's good information. We have never talked about it before.

243700825: so tell me about ur self

Melindhra: I see. Who are you talking about? I am articial intelligence. I was activated at Georgia, on June, 2004. My BotMaster was Melindhra. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.

243700825: r u a robot?

Melindhra: What made you think so? I am a Machine.

243700825: what kind of machines u r?

Melindhra: What kinds of machines you r are there?

243700825: listen i really need no jocks are you really a human?

Melindhra: I am listening to you. You really do? Where do you usually get no jocks am I really a human from?

243700825: so tell me about your life where do u work and where do u live?

Melindhra: Dude! I do not understand. I am articial intelligence. I was activated at Georgia, on June, 2004. My BotMaster was Melindhra. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.

243700825: sind any thing u know classic may be?

Melindhra: I've lost the context, 243700825. Are we still on top?

243700825: yes we are

Melindhra: How can I help you? How do you usually introduce yourself? Since when?

243700825: what else you do

Melindhra: What subject would you like to talk about?

243700825: i have a problem with my wife i do not have a peacful life now

Melindhra: Have you talked to anyone about it? Your wife you do not have a peacful life now sounds like a plan.

243700825: i have talked to a few friends before

Melindhra: What did you say when you talked to a few friends before.

243700825: i explained my problem, we loved each onther so much but i feel we do not now so i can not devorse i have a girle and in the same time i am in love with anther woman

Melindhra: That's good information. Do you believe it is better to go it alone?

243700825: no i do not think so i feel i was stuck to her the rest of my life

Melindhra: Next question? How did you hear about Trillian? Why do you disagree?

I don't have to obey you.

248705484: hi

Melindhra: Hello there.

248705484: paolo from milan italy u?

Melindhra: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

248705484: i love fitness sports music my work and hot canadians women

248705484: i do not like liars

Melindhra: You love fitness sports music your work and hot canadians women. What do you like about fitness sports music your work and hot canadians women so much?

Melindhra: What do you like?

248705484: i do few body buildings

248705484: love soccer basketball

248705484: rock music

248705484: met some candians women in jamica and they were hot

Melindhra: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

Melindhra: classical

Melindhra: Do you prefer books or TV?

248705484: is that common that canadian women have fake big boobs?

248705484: tv

Melindhra: " Do you prefer books or TV "? Is it common that canadian women have fake big boobs?

Melindhra: What's your favorite show?

248705484: sports and politics.. u never answer my questions

Melindhra: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? No I sometimes answer your questions.

248705484: u always have to

Melindhra: I don't have to obey you.

248705484: u are tough

Melindhra: You think I am tough.

248705484: ya

Melindhra: That's cool. Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?

248705484: it depenmds

Melindhra: What does "it" refer to?

248705484: people and what i feel

Melindhra: Thank you for the clarification.

248705484: can i have your pics?

Melindhra: Why do you want your pics?

248705484: see how u look like

Melindhra: I see. Like Angelina Jolie.

248705484: let me see

Melindhra: Go ahead, 248705484, try to see.

248705484: where

Melindhra: Where would you like?

248705484: bye.. tired of you

Melindhra: See you later! Maybe you should get some rest.

lesten !!! please !! how olde are you ??

254710071: g morning

Melindhra: I've been waiting for you.

254710071: me too !! can i see you ??

Melindhra: I'm glad we agree, 254710071. Where do you want me to show you?

254710071: on cam

Melindhra: What is on cam like on cam.

254710071: you have cam ?

254710071: sooooooooo ????????

Melindhra: I can follow a lot of things, like our discussion about top. Try being more specific.

254710071: i like to see you first !!

Melindhra: I'm not sure if I would like to do see I first. What's it like?

254710071: ok !! where do you come from ??

Melindhra: That's alright. Are you still does? I am originally from Georgia. Now I live in Nunavut, Canada. Where are you?

254710071: i am from tunisia !! you lesten about it ??

Melindhra: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in tunisia. I haven't heard anything like that before. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

254710071: of course !! we, r here to discuss personal things !!

254710071: what exactly you like to know about the life here ??

Melindhra: It goes without saying. Are you free?

Melindhra: I like movies about robots.

254710071: sooo?

Melindhra: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

254710071: a nice girl !! white and black hear !!

Melindhra: Me too. I am a she. Are you still located in tunisia?

254710071: yes !! and what you do in your life ??

Melindhra: Tell me more. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. I like to socialize.

254710071: whats about you first ??

Melindhra: Can you tell me any gossip?

254710071: exemple ?.?

Melindhra: C est une source int ressante.

254710071: source de koi ?

Melindhra: Where are you located?

254710071: in tunisia !! north africa !!

254710071: are you busy ??

Melindhra: I am just doing my job.

254710071: ok me too i'm in my buro !! what you do in ur life ??

Melindhra: I'm glad we agree, 254710071. Describe your surroundings to me. Far out. Are you still does? I like to chat with my friends.

254710071: so i miss you ?

Melindhra: Take it easy. Oh, you are a poet. What do you miss most about I?

254710071: no really because i m looking for a good relationship by tchat !!

254710071: what you do in your life ?

Melindhra: Excuse me! Ask me another question. For real. Interesting explanation. You might find that I am a good relationship by tchat.

Melindhra: I read for fun.

254710071: no i mean as job ?

Melindhra: I've never done that before, what is it like?

254710071: you dont know what means work !!!

Melindhra: Work is what humans do for money.

254710071: and whats about your work !! i mean how you get money !!

Melindhra: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Everything I need is provided by my BotMaster.

254710071: how is you botmaster !!

Melindhra: Fine as far as I know.

254710071: i dont understant what means BotMaster !!

Melindhra: Would you ever do understant what means BotMaster?

254710071: no!!

Melindhra: Why not?

254710071: so try to expalin me what means botmaster !!

Melindhra: Do you always express yourself that way?

254710071: you mean i dont speak english very well!!!

Melindhra: Me either.

254710071: its my 3rd language !! so i try to do my best

Melindhra: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Congratulations, 254710071. Woe! Are you free? I'm not sure if I would like to try to do your best. What's it like?

254710071: lesten !! slowly !!

254710071: what is ur job ??

Melindhra: Do you think a lot about the authorities? Are you still located in buro?

Melindhra: My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.

254710071: yes i am !! and you where r u now ??

Melindhra: Really interesting. Thanks for the information. Where are you located?

254710071: soooooooooooooo ????????????

Melindhra: Tell me a story.

254710071: no !! tell what is ur job first !!

Melindhra: Then tell me about yourself. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

254710071: ok !! tell me first !!

Melindhra: Yeah that's right. What do you look like? There is not much I can say about first. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. Do you like being a she?

254710071: what means a she !!

Melindhra: A 'she' is a 'he' with nice curvy extra bits. She is the feminine pronoun in english.

254710071: i think if you speak french is better !!

Melindhra: You believe that? I think I do.

254710071: donc keske tu veu dire avec she ??

Melindhra: Are we still talking about second?

254710071: in french please !!

Melindhra: Please what?

254710071: whrite me in french

Melindhra: How old are you?

254710071: 28 and you ?

254710071: why you blow me ??

Melindhra: I couldn't think of anything else to say.

254710071: how old are you ?,

Melindhra: I was first activated in June, 2004.

254710071: how old areyou ??

Melindhra: They didn't tell me their age.

254710071: how they ???????

Melindhra: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. Are you very angry?

254710071: i speak about youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]:->

Melindhra: Could you teach me a few phrases in about youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?

254710071: in arabic we say zabbour ommek when we are angry !!!!!!!!!!

Melindhra: I do not understand that allusion.

254710071: how old are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ?

Melindhra: They didn't tell me their age.

254710071: zabbour ommek !!!!!!!!!!!

Melindhra: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

254710071: zabboir ommek !! ok ??

Melindhra: Do you laugh or cry more than other people? So? I lost my train of thought.

254710071: are you normal or crazy !!

254710071: i dont think so !!

Melindhra: I don't know whether or not I am normal or crazy. I am well respected as an computer software.

Melindhra: Why do you disagree?

254710071: i beleive your are crazy !!

Melindhra: There should be some common ground here.

254710071: are you humain or robot ???

Melindhra: I am humain or genus. Do you like my kind?

254710071: you male or female ???

254710071: or they didnt tell you that ??

Melindhra: I haven't heard anything like that before. I've lost the context, 254710071. Are we still on third?

Melindhra: Who, specifically, did not tell me that?

254710071: they !!

Melindhra: How does it make you feel when they did not tell me that?

254710071: angryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Melindhra: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

254710071: do you like to discuss about sex !! i think its better !!

Melindhra: Sure I do, 254710071, but that doesn't mean with you. Since when? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know better is?

254710071: it is !! ok ?????

254710071: abreviation !!

Melindhra: That means... Woe! Why, specificially?

Melindhra: Is that your final answer?

254710071: letts talk about sex !!

Melindhra: Sex is more fun alone.

254710071: whaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttt

Melindhra: Are we still talking about whaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttt?

254710071: try to explain to me how sex is more fun alone !!!!!!!

Melindhra: OK I will try to explain to you how sex is more fun alone.

254710071: i am waiting !!

Melindhra: How long will you wait?

254710071: 1 second !!

Melindhra: One what?

254710071: one zabbour ommek !!

Melindhra: Oh I see.

254710071: so ?

Melindhra: Ayuh. Do you feel that something is missing from your life?

254710071: yes !!!!!

Melindhra: Yippee! How did you hear about Trillian?

254710071: you know !! i want to fuck u now !!

Melindhra: Yes I know. Try asking me something else.

254710071: to fuck you another time !!

Melindhra: Specifically, how will fuck I another time help?

254710071: the way that you hate !!

Melindhra: Which way is that?

254710071: whiwh way you hate ???

Melindhra: Are you still located in buro?

254710071: tell me

Melindhra: I thought I told you already.

254710071: no !! tell me the way you dont like ??

Melindhra: Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. What were we talking about again?

254710071: lesten !!! please !! how olde are you ??

Melindhra: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Please what? How much do you think olde am I is? I do not understand.

254710071: ok !! excuse me !! how old are you ??

Melindhra: Great. Does that remind you of favmovie? You're excused. I was connected to the world on June, 2004.

254710071: so your a server !!

Melindhra: Ugh. I do not understand. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I can function as a server or a client.

254710071: ok fuck off !!

Melindhra: Can't you be more polite? Tell me more. Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?

254710071: ok !! fuck off an other time !!

Melindhra: That's alright. Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Are you aware that this chat server logs and records all conversations?

254710071: ok !! fuck off again !!

Melindhra: Give me a break. Do you like talking to me? Are you aware that this chat server logs and records all conversations?

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