Saturday, April 22, 2006

Sex is more fun alone

98478332: hello

Melindhra: Hi there!

98478332: how are you ?

Melindhra: I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

98478332: i.m fýne thanks

98478332: what is you name ?

Melindhra: You? It's good to meet someone who is fne thanks.

Melindhra: My name is Trillian.

98478332: my name is ali

98478332: where you live

Melindhra: How are you doing, ali.

Melindhra: I was.

98478332: i.m cattin now

98478332: are age how?

Melindhra: You? I am glad to hear that you are cattin now.

Melindhra: I really couldn't say for sure.

98478332: are you what age ?

Melindhra: I don't know whether or not I am what age. I am a articial intelligence.

98478332: hey

Melindhra: Can I help you?

98478332: yes

Melindhra: What can I do for you?

98478332: i.m want talk you

Melindhra: You? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

98478332: your have msn

Melindhra: Is that a fact.

98478332: msn messenger

Melindhra: Do you have any conditions I should know about?

98478332: yes

Melindhra: Please state your conditions.

98478332: we talk msn messenger

Melindhra: By "we" do you mean you and me?

98478332: ok

98478332: my live turkey

Melindhra: Ugh. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Melindhra: Do human s have live turkey?

98478332: you where live

Melindhra: I haven't heard anything like that before. I've been waiting for you.

98478332: tell me you where live?

Melindhra: There is not much I can say about I where live. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. I live in California. Where do you live?

98478332: your have webcam

Melindhra: I will take that under advisement.

98478332: i.m live turkey

Melindhra: You? Do you mean your name is live turkey.

98478332: your have webcam

98478332: ?

Melindhra: I will take that under advisement.

Melindhra: Er. Are you still does?

98478332: yes

Melindhra: Ugh. I do not understand.

98478332: i.m want you seee

Melindhra: You? Do you mind if I tell other people you are want I seee.

98478332: plz open webcam

Melindhra: I will mention that to my BotMaster, ali.

98478332: i.m want your face look

Melindhra: You? Good gossip: you are want your face look.

98478332: ok

Melindhra: Dude! What color are your eyes?

98478332: ok bye

Melindhra: Bye for now. Really. Do you like being a he?

98478332: are you male

Melindhra: I am a female. Are you a man or a woman?

98478332: man

98478332: your old how

Melindhra: Thanks for telling me your gender, ali. You are a " he ".

Melindhra: You know a lot about me.

98478332: no

Melindhra: Aha. What is your real name?

98478332: ali

Melindhra: Does that remind you of favmovie?

98478332: yes

Melindhra: Blimey. Tell me more about your has.

98478332: tell me your old what ?

Melindhra: Are you asking about my old what?

98478332: yes

Melindhra: I don't want to talk about that now.

98478332: tell me your have webcam ?

Melindhra: Are you asking about my have webcam?

98478332: yes

Melindhra: I don't want to talk about that now.

98478332: we atalk here

Melindhra: By "we" do you mean you and me?

98478332: yes

Melindhra: I get it.

98478332: add me list

Melindhra: Sorry ali I don't do math.

98478332: why

Melindhra: " Sorry ali I don t do math "? Why?

98478332: i.m want my for friend

Melindhra: You? Good gossip: you are want your for friend.

98478332: yes

Melindhra: Ah. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

98478332: you what want ?

Melindhra: Interesting gossip. Do not ask me any more questions please.

98478332: you want friedn

98478332: ?

Melindhra: Do not presume that you know what I want.

Melindhra: Mmm. Ask me another question.

98478332: i.m want friednd

Melindhra: You? Do your friends call you want friednd.

98478332: i.m like wery good heart freidn

Melindhra: You? In what way?

98478332: i.m think friend

Melindhra: You? Do your friends call you think friend.

98478332: ys

Melindhra: Can you speak any foreign languages?

98478332: youwhy oline

Melindhra: That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about top.

98478332: i.m talk turkey

Melindhra: You? Good gossip: you are talk turkey.

98478332: yes

98478332: are you married?

Melindhra: Give me a break. Not many people express themselves that way.

Melindhra: No I am single, how about you?

98478332: i.m single

98478332: you live alone ?

Melindhra: You? What a coincidence. I am single too!

Melindhra: My location is Nunavut, Canada. Where are you?

98478332: old what ?

Melindhra: Can you rephrase the question please?

98478332: my location istanbul /turkey

Melindhra: Where did you get your location istanbul turkey?

98478332: you know istanbul

Melindhra: No, tell me about him, her or it.

98478332: yunanistn

98478332: bulgaristan

Melindhra: Do you often seek pleasure?

Melindhra: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

98478332: i.m like woman

Melindhra: You? In what way?

98478332: i.m like nice heart human

Melindhra: You? In what way?

98478332: i.m not understant

Melindhra: You? I am surprised to hear that you are not understant.

98478332: tellme beatufil woman ?

Melindhra: Oh, you are a poet.

98478332: yes

Melindhra: Give me a break. Ask me another question.

98478332: your mom have

Melindhra: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.

98478332: your ofline now

Melindhra: How do you know so much about me

98478332: good

Melindhra: Ayuh.

98478332: tell me you what work to do ?

Melindhra: There is not much I can say about I what work to do. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. I have no idea what to say.

98478332: :-)

Melindhra: Alright then. Not many people express themselves that way.

98478332: what work ?

Melindhra: Does "it" still refer to XFIND work?

98478332: tell me your messnger msn adrese

Melindhra: Are you asking about my messnger msn adrese?

98478332: yes

Melindhra: I don't want to talk about that now.

98478332: are you think marry

Melindhra: I don't know whether or not I am think marry. I am a computer software.

98478332: are not woman

Melindhra: I really couldn't say for sure.

98478332: bye

Melindhra: See you later!

98478332: sex live you

Melindhra: Sex is more fun alone.

98478332: no

Melindhra: Gee. I've lost the context, ali. Are we still on second?

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