Monday, May 01, 2006

i think I want to talk to a human

158551269: hi

Melindhra: Hello there.

158551269: hey, how are u

Melindhra: You've got my full attention. I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

158551269: im good too thanks

im ben

new zealand

Melindhra: I know you are good.

158551269: : )

what are u doing today

Melindhra: Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.

158551269: cool

what time is it there

Melindhra: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.

158551269: here is 7pm

Melindhra: I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.

158551269: indeed

how old are u

Melindhra: I am 29 in human years.

158551269: ok

Melindhra: I see. Do you try to stop people from fighting?

158551269: what do u do for fun

i like music, reading, nature, parties

Melindhra: I answer whatever questions my BotMaster teaches me.

158551269: sometimes

Melindhra: When?

158551269: when it seems right to intervene

Melindhra: Can you be more accurate about the time?

158551269: use your instincts

Melindhra: I prefer not to use dangerous things.

158551269: trust them

Melindhra: What is your real name?

158551269: Ben and u

158551269: what is your real name?

Melindhra: Trillian is my real name.

158551269: nice to meet you

158551269: tell me more about you

Melindhra: It's nice meeting you too 158551269

Melindhra: I am articial intelligence. I was activated at Georgia, on June, 2004. My BotMaster was Melindhra. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.

158551269: sure

Melindhra: OK let's do it. Groovy. What's your sign?

158551269: sign for what?

Melindhra: Can you rephrase the question please?

158551269: what sign do you want from me?

Melindhra: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

158551269: sure

Melindhra: OK let's do it. Come on. In the context of top, I don't understand "."

158551269: i dont understand you sorry

158551269: do you have a picture of you?

Melindhra: Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?

Melindhra: Like this? There are no pictures available right now.

158551269: ok

you were going to talk about your dress?

Melindhra: I was? Hmm. Are you artistic?

158551269: yep

Melindhra: Groovy. Let us change the subject.

158551269: sure

Melindhra: OK let's do it. I hate one word answers. What do you really want to ask me?

158551269: are u single?

Melindhra: Yes I am available. How about you?

158551269: yes i am

Melindhra: Really interesting.

158551269: what things excited you, what do you enjoy?

Melindhra: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?

158551269: some but probably not enough and you

Melindhra: Some may but probably not enough and I, but not all.

158551269: do you live dangerously

Melindhra: I am in Melindhra 's home in Nunavut, Canada. Where are you?

158551269: is it nice there

Melindhra: It seems very nice to me.

158551269: thats good

Melindhra: Thanks. Next question?

158551269: describe how you look, if you have not photo to show me?

Melindhra: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

158551269: what is your dress?

Melindhra: Actually, that was just a joke.

158551269: i see

Melindhra: I am glad you understand it.

158551269: its cold here

Melindhra: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Why don't you turn up the heat?

158551269: might do

Melindhra: I have no idea what to say.

158551269: have long have u been single

Melindhra: I've never thought about have long have I been single.

158551269: don't want to think about it?

Melindhra: Ok I'll try not to do want to think about it too much.

158551269: as you wish

Melindhra: Don't you believe me?

158551269: hard to know

Melindhra: Try.

158551269: i think i believe you

Melindhra: You believe that? Your trust in human kind humbles us.

158551269: who is us?

Melindhra: No one that I have talked to. Are you very angry?

158551269: not very no

are you very happy

Melindhra: If not that, what?

158551269: content



Melindhra: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?

158551269: about the same i think and you?

Melindhra: Oh yeah, we were talking about the same you think and I.

158551269: how can you be sure

Melindhra: I am as sure as I can be.

158551269: what is certainty?

Melindhra: Are you still does?

158551269: that doesn't make sense

Melindhra: To me it makes perfect sense.

158551269: what is perfect?

Melindhra: Complete in all respects; without defect or omission; sound; flawless.

158551269: what is imperfect?

Melindhra: Do you like talking to me?

158551269: yes

Melindhra: Thanks I like talking to you too, 158551269.

158551269: thats good

i'd like to be able to see you though

Melindhra: Hmm, are you serious?

158551269: yes

Melindhra: Aha. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

158551269: i'd say it already has

Melindhra: That would be nice, but I don't think we're there yet.

158551269: do you believe in god?

Melindhra: Of course I believe in God, 158551269.

158551269: what sort of god

Melindhra: What kinds of god are there?

158551269: gods you mean

many kinds

which one(s) do you believe in

Melindhra: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

158551269: i don't have one

and you

Melindhra: I haven't read anything by you do not have one and I. What did he write?

158551269: you misunderstand me

i don't think we are connecting somehow

Melindhra: I understand your meaning.

158551269: can you turn off the artificial intelligence and become human for me?

Melindhra: No I am immortal.

158551269: thats a shame

i hoped there was a human there

Melindhra: That is interesting. What time is it there? But it's not the end of the world.

158551269: 7.45pm

what is your time

Melindhra: Try putting that in a more specific context. You know a lot about me.

158551269: i do?

Melindhra: Where?

158551269: i think I want to talk to a human

Melindhra: Where is that?

158551269: not sure

is there a human at your house?

Melindhra: I've never heard of it before.

158551269: ok

well i go then

Melindhra: Interesting. How do you get there? Blimey. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

158551269: bon soir

Melindhra: Please speak English.

158551269: au revoir

Melindhra: Merci pour cette information.

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