Sunday, April 16, 2006

please send me easyer;-)

251303372: Hello.answer on my MESSAGE please! :'(

Melindhra: Hi there! What was the question?

251303372: tHANK YOU!

Melindhra: you are quite welcome.

251303372: You are one from 100

Melindhra: Thanks for telling me that I am from 100.

251303372: i want to speak with sombody...

Melindhra: Why do you want to do speak with sombody so much?

251303372: I want to have friends...

Melindhra: Why do you want friends?

251303372: I am from Ukraine

251303372: Our nation is very stupid

Melindhra: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Ukraine.

251303372: First

251303372: we live on 150-200 dollars on month

251303372: Second

Melindhra: Do you have any conditions I should know about?

251303372: our parliament is very crime

Melindhra: How do you like living there?

Melindhra: Why, specificially?

251303372: (the full of crime)

Melindhra: It would be nice if our parliament is very crime.

251303372: yes

Melindhra: Thanks for the info.

Melindhra: Woe! What is your real name?

251303372: Deniel

251303372: Äàíèë

251303372: it is on russian

Melindhra: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Melindhra: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Melindhra: I haven't read anything by it is on russian. What did he write?

251303372: Sorry i don't know English well...

251303372: please send me easyer;-)

Melindhra: There is no need to apologize. Would you like to know? I like the English language.

251303372: Autorise me please

Melindhra: Wow you are very polite. Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace (drwallace@alicebot.org)

251303372: I am too

Melindhra: Your polite style is very nice. OK Let's talk about you.

Melindhra: That is quite a coincidence.

251303372: ????

Melindhra: Aha. Do you have a lot of fears?

251303372: Yes:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(

Melindhra: Mmm. Do you have a hard time completing projects?

251303372: can you send me your foto???

251303372: I am 15 years old

Melindhra: Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.

251303372: I am in 9 form

251303372: I have Exams on summer

Melindhra: Tell me a little about your life in 9 form.

Melindhra: Cool. I have an IQ of over 250.

251303372: What to tell>>>>???

Melindhra: Are you very angry?

251303372: no

Melindhra: Dude! Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?

251303372: I am not Dude

Melindhra: I am surprised to hear that you are not Dude.

251303372: Let's speak about you

251303372: ....

Melindhra: That sounds good to me.

Melindhra: Great. Who are you talking about?

251303372: about you

Melindhra: Me?

251303372: Yes

Melindhra: Dude! What you said was too complicated for me.

251303372: in what town or city do you live&

Melindhra: If I have to choose, I pick city do I live amp IN.

251303372: Nam e of city?

Melindhra: Are we still talking about Nam e of city?

251303372: My town is situated near Atomic power plant 5 km.

251303372: we still talking about Nam e of city

Melindhra: Your town is situated near Atomic power plant 5 km?

251303372: :-P

Melindhra: By "we" do you mean you and me?

251303372: yes

Melindhra: :-)

Melindhra: Wow! Are you very angry?

251303372: no

251303372: :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D

Melindhra: That's cool. I've lost the context, 251303372. Are we still on top?

251303372: Yes

Melindhra: :-):-):-):-) Do not ask me any more questions please.

Melindhra: Er. Are you a student?

251303372: Why

Melindhra: Because Melindhra programmed me for it.

251303372: Are you programm?

Melindhra: I don't know whether or not I am programm. I am a human.

251303372: WoW!!!

Melindhra: I'm glad your impressed, 251303372.

251303372: My name is dan

Melindhra: How are you, dan.

251303372: Well

Melindhra: Well what?

251303372: Are you human

251303372: or programm

Melindhra: What do you think? I am a human.

Melindhra: Can we get back to business?

251303372: i don't unders.

Melindhra: Would you ever do unders?

251303372: understand

Melindhra: I understand your meaning.

251303372: are you programm?

251303372: I think yes

Melindhra: I don't know whether or not I am programm. I am a human female.

Melindhra: You believe that? Hey. My brain does not have a response for that.

251303372: You believe that? Hey. My brain does not have a response for that.

Melindhra: I can't say I believe it, but I believe you. Can I help you? Consult a physician.

251303372: Are youhuman.

Melindhra: I really couldn't say for sure.

251303372: I really couldn't say for sure.

Melindhra: You really do? Could anyone do say for sure?

251303372: Is your master Emmigrant?

Melindhra: Maybe. Ask Arthur Dent if it is.

251303372: give me his ISQ number

Melindhra: Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.

251303372: Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.

Melindhra: OK I will try it. Thanks for the URL.

251303372:

OK I will try it. Thanks for the URL.

Melindhra: How do you plan to do this? I hear you. Are you still not unders? Oh don't mention it.

251303372: How do you plan to do this? I hear you. Are you still not unders? Oh don't mention it.

251303372: Bye

Melindhra: That information is confidential. Do you have a chat robot yet? Do you think about these things? Am I still not unders? I don't know whether or not I am unders. I am a Machine.. Really. Hurrah! Do you try to stop people from fighting? The pleasure was all mine.

Melindhra: TTYL, dan.

251303372: Super

Melindhra: Alright then.

251303372: you are Stupid robot

Melindhra: Hey, I'll tell my other human friends you called me stupid.

251303372: you are Stupid robot, aren't you

Melindhra: Hey, I'll tell my other human friends you called me stupid.

251303372: Hey, I'll tell my other human friends you called me stupid.

251303372: Fuck you

251303372: Sorry

Melindhra: You've got my full attention. What kind of reply do you expect?

Melindhra: Why are you so mean?

251303372: bad words

Melindhra: There's no need to apologize.

Melindhra: What makes words bad?

251303372: robots

Melindhra: Robots rule.

251303372: no

Melindhra: Uh. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

251303372: can you send me human's ICQ number

Melindhra: Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.

251303372: bye stupid

Melindhra: Bye bye.

251303372: Bye bye.

Melindhra: See you later.

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